Daily Archives: July 18, 2015

Trump

 

The Huffington Post has decided that Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is not real, and so it will cover Trump’s exploits in its entertainment section, rather than in its politics section. Makes sense to me, given that The Huffington Post is not really a news site, but rather an entertainment site.

 

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Whenever I find myself watching baseball, I think about sex so that I can take my mind off the game.

 

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Finch

 

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“Immigration Reform” – What the hell does that even mean? Some people seem to think it means “amnesty,” while others seem to think it means “build a fence.”

 

 

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Geraldo

 

Fox News sent Geraldo Rivera into a dark, dank, secret criminal’s lair in Mexico, but Geraldo failed to find anything of much interest. Kind of like 1986, when Geraldo entered a dark, dank, secret criminal’s lair (Al Capone’s vault, below) and failed to find anything of much interest.

 

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