Grouch’s Bio and E-Mail

The Grouch is a writer and editor who lives and works in the frozen tundra, otherwise known as Minnesota.  His stories have inexplicably appeared in numerous publications, including The Dallas Morning News, Women’s Health & Fitness, and (the last two under the pseudonym J. D. Hawkens).  His e-mail:


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  1. krepke j. April 18, 2018 12:55 pm  Reply

    I posted a while back to inform on how the announced part 3 was coming along in the scrapbook. I see now it’s password protected. I don’t really see the option however to register as to gain access through a provided password. Am i missing something on the page?

    • grouchyeditor April 18, 2018 9:57 pm  Reply

      Thanks for taking an interest in the site. The Rip van Dinkle small-penis posts are on a temporary vacation. Turns out a couple of the girls featured in the posts aren’t too happy about it and are threatening legal action. We plan to re-edit the posts and have them back again soon.

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