Reporters!
“What an asshole!”
– Fox’s Dana Perino on live TV, decrying some knucklehead who brought an alligator into a convenience store.
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“We reached out to [CBS honcho Leslie] Moonves and CBS for comment, but did not hear back.”
– CBS reporter Anna Werner, essentially saying: “I reached out to myself for comment, but did not hear back.”
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“They aren’t being nice to me, and I don’t like it!”
– CNN’s Jim Acosta whining about anti-CNN, pro-Trump crowds.
OK, he didn’t really say that — we think.
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