Daily Archives: August 4, 2018

Reporters!

 

 

“What an asshole!”

 

– Fox’s Dana Perino on live TV, decrying some knucklehead who brought an alligator into a convenience store.

 

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“We reached out to [CBS honcho Leslie] Moonves and CBS for comment, but did not hear back.”

 

 – CBS reporter Anna Werner, essentially saying: “I reached out to myself for comment, but did not hear back.”

 

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“They aren’t being nice to me, and I don’t like it!”

 

– CNN’s Jim Acosta whining about anti-CNN, pro-Trump crowds.

OK, he didn’t really say that — we think.

 

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