I suppose we could make a Humpty Dump- … er, Chris Christie joke here, but this is a classy Web site, so we won’t.
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Bullshit Artist of the Week: Joy Galicki
Jake Tapper: Joy, what exactly are you suing for? How much money?
Joy Galicki: This … is not a money thing. It’s the fact that I physically got sick over this, is what bothers me the most, and I’m very skittish to go over the George Washington Bridge, which I have to do on a daily basis.
Poor Joy, pictured above (left) with her lawyer – who appears to be having trouble keeping a straight face – was traumatized by being stuck in traffic during the New Jersey lanes closing. Nice to know that, should her class-action lawsuit succeed, the taxpayers will help make Joy feel less “skittish.”
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I woke up Monday morning and saw this on my computer:
I went straight back to bed. Wouldn’t you?
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Steven Seagal is contemplating a gubernatorial run in Arizona. If I’m his opponent, I’m certain to use this picture of Steven “reaching out” to a young constituent.
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