Rip Writes for ‘Maxim’ May 24, 2018 | Posted in Rip's Scrapbook | No comments Using the pseudonym “J.D. Hawkens” (long story), Rip van Dinkle penned the following article for Maxim about the inaugural Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant in 2013: © 2010-2025 grouchyeditor.com (text only) Tagged: Cherry Pitz, Conan O'Brien, Gawker, Jay Leno, Maxim, Miley Cyrus, Rip van Dinkle, small penis, small penis humiliation, The New York Post, The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn, The Village Voice
