Now that we’ve all decided that Ukraine represents David battling the Goliath that is Russia, and that Ukrainian President Zelensky is — take your pick — Superman or People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” I’m wondering how long before we start getting negative stories about Ukraine in general and about Zelensky in particular.
You know it’s just a matter of time.
Actually, the negative stories are already out there.
How’s this for a not-so-nice story:
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I can’t decide if Sebastian Gorka is pulling our collective leg in his most recent commercial for Relief Factor, or if he actually believes what he’s saying.
Either way, if you look up “pompous ass” in your dictionary (assuming anyone still does that), you’d have to find a picture of Gorka.
The only thing missing from this ad is the superimposition of God’s– er, Gorka’s head on Mount Rushmore:
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Twitter is banning everyone on the right for their political views. Again.
So how come Rip got banned for simply pointing out that Kristi Noem has nice tits?
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The Grouch is inflicting another short story on the world. Check out “The Hot Tub,” if you are so inclined.
Here’s a complete list of his short stories with links (in green):
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“Rusty” — Happy times in suburbia.
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“Revelation” — Unhappy times in suburbia.
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“Homebodies” — The people next door.
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“The Porthole” — Be careful what you wish for.
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“The UFO” — Stand by me … and a UFO.
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“Carol Comes Home” — The spirit of Norman Bates.
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“Thwup!” — The case for eating more (or less) beans.
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“Wisdom” — Cabin in the woods.
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“Row, Row, Row Your Boat” — Thelma helps a guest.
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“The Americans” — Kevin goes for the gold.
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“Margaret” — The greatest love story of all time?
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“The Hot Tub” — Elites enjoy some “quality time.”
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