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06Aug

The Weekly Review: July 31 – August 6

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Brittney Whiner

If nothing else, maybe this will knock some sense into the heads of other young Americans who are free to trash their own country, yet somehow believe the rest of the world is more enlightened (i.e., “woke”).

But I wouldn’t bet on it.

Here is Griner posing for ESPN in happier times:

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And they said Trump was controlled by Russia.

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I hope this isn’t a trend. I can just imagine dozens of directors looking back at their work, fretting that much of it isn’t woke enough for 2022, and then going back to censor/alter classic scenes.

We will no longer see Bogart smoking cigarettes, Jane Fonda in her nude scenes, nor anything else that appeals to misogynistic dinosaurs like me.

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Last week’s post got about twice the number of hits as usual. Could it be because of this girl with the delicious tits?

I suspect a couple of these pics might be fake, or at least retouched, but certainly not all of them. Click on thumbnails to see a larger view:

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This is the kind of thing that happens when you are a child of the 1970s. That would be me in the picture above, fantasizing. Then you grow up and some girl obliges with pictures of the real thing and, well ….

That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it.

30Jul

The Weekly Review: July 24 – 30

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Last week I (sort of) promised a tutorial on the Web sites OnlyFans and JustForFans, because I thought you might find the subject educational.

I am much too lazy to deliver information on both sites, and so I chose JustForFans, mostly because the girl on the page I saw looks disturbingly — or delightfully, depending on your perspective — like a girl I once knew.

However, unlike the girl on the JustForFans site, the Hmong girl I knew was bright and wholesome and fun. The girl on this adult site is … well, “fun,” I suppose. See for yourself (click on pictures for full view):

Because I am an old fart, I had to do further research on some of the terminology and emojis on “Priya’s” page, just to make sense of it. This is what I learned:

First: If you click on the circle in the picture above, you will find that it’s a GIF, or short movie. Clicking means you will get to see the girl rubbing her lady parts through skimpy panties. Apparently in “my bed.” Here is the GIF:

Second: Since she states that followers are entitled to completely naked photos and videos, presumably they will see the above GIF, sans underwear. This girl, by the way, looks to be about 19 or 20. With big tits.

Third: According to the text, some lucky dude (or dudes) who was with her recently used his eggplant to shoot lots of water droplets into the girl. The water-droplets emoji appears numerous times, so I guess there were an awful lot of fluid shots “that morning.”

Fourth: The girl seems quite eager to share “my completely naked and erotic photos and videos” with any male — provided he is willing to pay for the privilege. Or, as the page says, “SO CUM AND PLAY!” From the sound of things, if men are willing to pay enough, they might get to share more than pictures and videos. Who’s to say?

Fifth: She certainly has a “fuck me” look about her, doesn’t she?

Sixth: Purely for research purposes, I tried to become a follower. Within a day or two, this led to cancellation of my credit card — and no pictures or videos. Let that be a lesson to you.

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Seventh: Sadly, when I went back to check the page, it had been taken down. No idea why. Happily, I made screen captures before the page vanished. Also, there was a link between the JustForFans page and an Instagram page. From a few online pages, I was able to capture more pictures. Some of which I am sharing here. For educational purposes.

Now you know all you need to know about JustForFans.

Last and certainly least, we asked Rip van Dinkle to comment. He said the girl looked familiar to him. He thought she might have been in the crowd at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant:

Nice to know she doesn’t discriminate against tiny ones.

Postscript: To see more Priya pussy — or at least something close to it — click here.

23Jul

The Weekly Review: July 17 – 23

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I need to buy a dictionary that’s at least five years old, simply to ensure that the thing hasn’t been infected by far-left craziness. I need a reference book that still considers, for example, “they” to be a plural noun.

Or to be really safe, perhaps my dictionary should be at least ten years old.

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There is one definition that needs updating: lawbreaker.

Dems seem to think you can do pretty much anything — if you subscribe to leftist politics. If, on the other hand, you are Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, et al., you get to go to jail.

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That’s a bit harsh. Am sure there are 84-year-old men happy to hook up ith Jane. Probably even some 74-year-old men.

Incidentally, our keyboard has decided not to type the 23rd letter of the alphabet. Hence, the sentence above that reads, “hook up ith Jane.” Time to buy a ne keyboard and a ne dictionary.

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Because it’s tiresome to keep typing and avoid the 23rd letter of the alphabet, let’s do pictures, instead, and have a look at Big Brother hamsters, past and present. Let’s begin by highlighting current houseguest Taylor Hale:

Former Miss Michigan Taylor is not the only current hamster displaying skin. Here is Alyssa Snider sunbathing in the backyard:

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CBS premiered yet another reality series, something called The Challenge: USA, featuring Big Brother 20 alumnus Angela Rummans. I don’t recall her, but according to one site, Rummans became a “villainess” during her stay in the house. Maybe that explains CBS’s decision to air, on its live feeds, the crotch shot of Angela pictured here:

Last but not least, it turns out some former Big Brother houseguests are extending their 15 minutes of fame by signing up for OnlyFans:

OnlyFans is unfamiliar to me, and so in the course of researching this article I accidentally landed on a similar site called JustFor.Fans. Perhaps next time I’ll provide a tutorial on OnlyFans and/or JustFor.Fans. Because that’s information you probably need.

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16Jul

The Weekly Review: July 10 – 16

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The picture above was taken last week in my home city, Minneapolis. It sums up the mood of the country, and the disposition of Yours Truly: dark and ominous.

I suggest bypassing politics this week for mental health reasons. Instead, check out Tales From The Grouch, indexed below. (Links are in green.)

. “Rusty” — Happy times in suburbia.

. “Revelation” — Unhappy times in suburbia.

. “Homebodies” — The people next door.

. “The Porthole” — Be careful what you wish for.

. “The UFO” — Stand by me … and a UFO.

. “Carol Comes Home” — The spirit of Norman Bates.

. “Thwup!” — The case for eating more (or less) beans.

. “Wisdom” — Cabin in the woods.

. “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” — Thelma helps a guest.

. “The Americans” — Kevin goes for the gold.

. “Margaret” — The greatest love story of all time?

. “The Hot Tub” — Elites enjoy some “quality time.”

. “The Climate Changer” — Earl has a secret weapon.

. “An Overcast Day” — The important thing in life.

. “A Small Problem” — It’s not the size of the boat?

09Jul

The Weekly Review: July 3 – 9

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“Money Heist:

Battle of the Babes!”

Not that it matters to anyone other than them, but there is a battle of the fans going on over which version of Netflix’s Money Heist is superior: the original Spanish series, or Korea’s new take on the same story.

Personally, I got tired of Spain’s hit show after one or two seasons. But I did enjoy it in its early days — ditto for Korea’s Money Heist, which debuted a few weeks ago, also on Netflix.

I think the Money Heist fans are fighting over the wrong issue. They are debating plots, characters, and unimportant things like that. The real question is, which version has the hottest actresses? Have a look, and you be the judge.

Team Spain

Left to right: Itziar Ituno, Alba Flores, Ursula Corbero, Maria Pedraza, Esther Acebo

Team Korea

Left to right: Jeon Jong-seo, Jang Yoon-ju, Kim Yun-jin, Lee Joo-bin

Depending on which source you use, the spellings and name orders of Korean actresses are … frustrating. For example, you will find the actress who plays “the hostage” identified as either Lee Joo-bin or Joo-bin Lee. Same problem arises with other actors in the cast. We just flipped a coin.

What follows is an artistic and scientific comparison of the Spanish and Korean babes who play the five major female characters in both versions of the story: Tokyo, Nairobi, The Negotiator, The Hostage, and The Diplomat’s Daughter.

“Tokyo” – Ursula Corbero/Jeon Jong-seo

“Nairobi” – Alba Flores/Jang Yoon-ju

“The Negotiator” – Itziar Ituno/Kim Yun-jin

“The Hostage” – Esther Acebo/Lee Joo-bin

“The Diplomat’s Daughter” – Maria Pedraza/Lee Si-woo

Tokyo — Ursula Corbero

Tokyo — Jeon Jong-seo

Winner: Corbero

Jong-seo is as cute as a button, but aside from the screen caps pictured above from Burning, she doesn’t seem to have done much in the way of nude scenes. Corbero, on the other hand, bares all in a number of Spanish shows (and also for the paparazzi).

Nairobi — Alba Flores

Nairobi — Jang Yoon-ju

Winner: Yoon-ju

Flores certainly shows more skin, but model/actress Yoon-ju is beyond hot. Too bad she doesn’t show much, or even appear much, in the first season of Money Heist. (By the way, we’re assuming that’s Yoon-ju’s bare ass in the Vogue Korea photo above. Or is it an illustration? Hard to tell.)

The Negotiator — Itziar Ituno

The Negotiator — Kim Yun-jin

Winner: Yun-jin

In the battle of the older actresses, we’re going to hand this one to Yun-jin. Although, we’ll have to point out that the bare-buttocks screen caps above are from a movie she did quite a few years ago.

The Hostage — Esther Acebo

The Hostage — Lee Joo-bin

Winner: Joo-bin

Yes, this battle is getting lopsided. Maybe we have an Asian fetish. But even though Mr. Skin informs us that Joo-bin has yet to do any real nudity, the fucking scene from Money Heist pictured above is much sexier than poor Acebo’s scene in the Spanish version, which has to be about the least-glamorous nudity since, well ….

Diplomat’s Daughter — Maria Pedraza

Diplomat’s Daughter — Lee Si-woo

Winner: Si-woo

You guessed it, another win for Korea. Pedraza’s bare boobs (above, not from Money Heist) are lovely, but good lord, some of these Korean girls are delightful. Sadly, if Si-woo has disrobed in anything, we couldn’t find it.

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Yes, we know, we are becoming Playboy magazine. We are Playboy (this week) because politics are just too damn depressing.

02Jul

The Weekly Review: June 26 – July 2

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Inflation, illegal immigration, gas hikes, food shortages, out-of-control crime, and billions of dollars sent to Ukraine.

We can no longer blame any of this on incompetence or stupidity.

This is Democrats deliberately sticking it to the average American — especially the American middle class and especially in the Midwest.

They no longer even try to hide their intentions. It’s all-out war.

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Rorschach test:

This is how you tell the difference between an “ass man” and a “boobs man.” What do you see in the picture below?

I saw shapely butt cheeks. Oops.

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Alas, if only we could cancel it in real life.

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Coming Sunday: A brand-new, longer-than-average, weirder-than-ever Tale From The Grouch.

We’ll post a link to “A Small Problem” tomorrow.

25Jun

The Weekly Review: June 19 – 25

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Pictured above are my co-worker’s big tits. If you click on it, the picture and the tits will be even bigger.

Now that I’ve got your attention, I can get on with this week’s review. I will explain more about the picture and the big tits later in this post.

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Jesse Watters’s new show is growing on me. Given his past at Fox News, I thought Watters might be a bit lightweight for prime time. But he’s proving to be an effective attack dog.

He got the corrupt Napa County district attorney to finally release the delightful mugshot of Paul Pelosi, pictured above, and he says he’ll go to court to get video of Pelosi’s drunk-driving incident. He is also calling out judicial corruption elsewhere, such as the (quiet) release of antifa thugs.

In short, instead of simply complaining about the left, Watters is going after them. He’s playing offense, and that’s refreshing.

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Abortion!

Uh, no comment. Not yet.

I’m just waiting to see what happens next.

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TV Tidbits

I’m having a tough time accepting Jeff Bridges as the titular character in FX’s The Old Man. Not because Bridges is bad in the role; to the contrary, he is, as usual, very good.

No, my problem is that he is “the old man.”

Bridges first came to my attention in 1974, co-starring with Clint Eastwood in a movie called Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. He managed to steal the show from superstar Eastwood, who at the time was 44, while the boyish Bridges was just 25.

I know, Bridges has played older dudes many times, in movies like True Grit and Crazy Heart. But to me he’s always been The Kid, not the goddamn “old man.”

Now get off my lawn!

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Hotel Portofino

It’s awfully, uh, “effeminate,” what with its lingering shots of vases and paintings and drapery and women’s clothing. Not to mention the soft piano tinkling mixed with classical music in the score. But man, the scenery is gorgeous. Too early to tell if the drama will match it.

I’m afraid it’s going to be Downton Abbey without Maggie Smith — you cannot have Downton Abbey without Maggie Smith.

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Dark Winds

I was a fan of the PBS series that aired 20 years ago, in which cops Leaphorn and Chee solved crimes on an American Indian reservation. So far, this new series on AMC seems on par with the original. Even though the mysteries aren’t particularly original.

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This is where we are in 2022: I no longer consider Randy Quaid a nutjob. He is a voice of reason:

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Now back to the girl with the big tits. I promised to get back to the big tits, so here we are.

Why, you might ask, is this ~~piece of ass’s~~ lovely lass’s face cropped out of the picture?

Because I didn’t want anyone at work telling her that I posted a picture of her big tits. Duh!

18Jun

The Weekly Review: June 12 – 18

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The big question in November isn’t whether there will be a “red wave.” All signs indicate there will be.

No, the question is whether the incoming Republicans will actually strive to effect change, or if they will adopt their predecessors’ tactic of go-along-to-get-along to preserve the status quo — and their cushy lifestyles.

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I had high hopes for 2019’s horror flick Ready or Not because the critics at Rotten Tomatoes (fooled me once) gave it a high rating (fooled me twice).

After a promising start, Ready devolves into just another boring kill-or-be-killed exercise, with cardboard characters, witless dialogue, and ridiculous plot developments. Also, the comedy and horror elements were a tonal mess.

My fault, though, because you know what they say when you get fooled twice.

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Speaking of horror movies, apparently Dashcam director Rob Savage liked the fact that we praised the movie’s lead actress, Annie Hardy:

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I’d like to see the new Top Gun movie with Tom Cruise, because I understand it’s not in the least bit “woke.”

I’m in no hurry to see the new Top Gun movie with Tom Cruise, because I saw the first one and thought it was, well, just OK.

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Let’s check in with a troll on Twitter:

11Jun

The Weekly Review: June 5 – 11

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So the Democrats put on a show trial for prime-time TV, apparently because they are afraid of getting crushed by the right in the November elections, not to mention the Orange Man in a couple of years.

I thought a viewing antidote to this liberal hissy fit about January 6 might be Dashcam (pictured above), a controversial horror movie now available to rent or buy. I was half-right. Here is my short review.

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Another alternative to Democrat bullshit is Peaky Blinders, now streaming its final season on Netflix. It’s a very good show — at times, a great show.

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The critics on Rotten Tomatoes certainly have their biases. What Is a Woman? premiered last week, and I was curious about the reviews:

OK, I thought. The movie probably hasn’t been around long enough to have more than one review. So I checked again a few days later:

Wow — they tripled the number of reviews! Good job, critics!

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As for the news this week, I will repeat myself: Things are bad and they are going to get worse.

04Jun

The Weekly Review: May 29 – June 4

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Think what you will about teen girls, but sometimes they contribute the perfect phrase to express a societal ill. I am thinking of “Whatever!” and I am thinking of

“I Can’t Even!”

I’m no gun nut. I have no plans to ever get a firearm.

But from looking at what’s transpiring north of the border with the pretty-boy tyrant — not to mention Governments-Gone-Wild in China, Europe, and Down Under — well, I am now, reluctantly, on the side of the gun nuts.

Because the gun nuts are nowhere near as crazy as the political nuts leading our countries.

American citizens could very well need firearms to avoid getting locked up in our own houses. I listen to Canada’s Trudeau and I think, I can’t even.

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The following paragraph was buried at the end of a story by Fox’s Dennis Brady, who was covering the World Economic Forum in Davos. I read it and could not believe my eyes.

Is it possible that even the elites are beginning to recognize the folly of their “global reset”? I can’t even.

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Recently, I lamented that all my favorite TV shows are going away. But then I noticed that Borgen was returning to Netflix after a nine-year hiatus. I’ve only seen the first two episodes, but so far the show is, as usual, smart and well-written.

But there are “woke” alarm bells sounding. Global warming is a major theme, and so is you-go-girl feminism. The male characters are either soft-in-the-head liberals or evil conservatives. If this keeps up, well, I can’t even.

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Rip van Dinkle was pleased to see that writer EJ Dickson, who covered uncovered Rip in the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant, is still stirring the pot — this time with a story for Rolling Stone:

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“Toxic femininity.” Has a nice ring to it.