Last week I (sort of) promised a tutorial on the Web sites OnlyFans and JustForFans, because I thought you might find the subject educational.
I am much too lazy to deliver information on both sites, and so I chose JustForFans, mostly because the girl on the page I saw looks disturbingly — or delightfully, depending on your perspective — like a girl I once knew.
However, unlike the girl on the JustForFans site, the Hmong girl I knew was bright and wholesome and fun. The girl on this adult site is … well, “fun,” I suppose. See for yourself (click on pictures for full view):
Because I am an old fart, I had to do further research on some of the terminology and emojis on “Priya’s” page, just to make sense of it. This is what I learned:
First: If you click on the circle in the picture above, you will find that it’s a GIF, or short movie. Clicking means you will get to see the girl rubbing her lady parts through skimpy panties. Apparently in “my bed.” Here is the GIF:
Second: Since she states that followers are entitled to completely naked photos and videos, presumably they will see the above GIF, sans underwear. This girl, by the way, looks to be about 19 or 20. With big tits.
Third: According to the text, some lucky dude (or dudes) who was with her recently used his eggplant to shoot lots of water droplets into the girl. The water-droplets emoji appears numerous times, so I guess there were an awful lot of fluid shots “that morning.”
Fourth: The girl seems quite eager to share “my completely naked and erotic photos and videos” with any male — provided he is willing to pay for the privilege. Or, as the page says, “SO CUM AND PLAY!” From the sound of things, if men are willing to pay enough, they might get to share more than pictures and videos. Who’s to say?
Fifth: She certainly has a “fuck me” look about her, doesn’t she?
Sixth: Purely for research purposes, I tried to become a follower. Within a day or two, this led to cancellation of my credit card — and no pictures or videos. Let that be a lesson to you.
Seventh: Sadly, when I went back to check the page, it had been taken down. No idea why. Happily, I made screen captures before the page vanished. Also, there was a link between the JustForFans page and an Instagram page. From a few online pages, I was able to capture more pictures. Some of which I am sharing here. For educational purposes.
Now you know all you need to know about JustForFans.
Last and certainly least, we asked Rip van Dinkle to comment. He said the girl looked familiar to him. He thought she might have been in the crowd at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant:
Nice to know she doesn’t discriminate against tiny ones.
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