Big Brother fans are excited because ousted Trump administration bogeywoman Omarosa (above right) is in the hamster house.
As for me, I prefer the joy of spreading false rumors in Big Brother chat rooms, like this one at Joker’s Updates:
“Shannon,” by the way, is Shannon Elizabeth. You might remember her from American Pie. If you don’t, these screen captures might jog your … memory.
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My Facebook page informs me that War of Kings, above, is a “featured game.” I’m sure it’s all about a skillful female hero who fights her way to … ah, who am I kidding? It’s obviously about her shapely ass.
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“(Fill in the blank) Sparks Twitter Outrage”
Can we retire this clichéd, tired phrase already?
It’s too easy for lazy editors to find 23 people who are upset about something – anything – and to then create a stupid story about it.
Exception:
“Twitter ‘Outrage’ Sparks Twitter Outrage”
That one we can keep.
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This nasal-voiced, annoying chick on the Match.com commercial who says, “Come find me!” Doesn’t seem all that smart.
I am picturing some creepy serial stalker, sitting at his computer in the basement, watching this commercial and taking her request as a personal challenge.
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These two clowns got booted from the Winter Olympics in South Korea for startling spectators with their hilarious Donald Trump-Kim Jong-un impersonation.
Big mistake. They were vastly more entertaining than watching whiny athletes like Lindsey Vonn.
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