The Weekly Review: August 19 – 25

Harry2

 

Good job, TMZ, for placing that little red star over Prince Harry’s arse.  It does so much to preserve his modesty.

 

*****

 

Storm

 

Back in May, some idiot on this Web site ridiculed CNN for speculating about a hurricane striking Florida during the Republican National Convention.  Idiots do not get fired at The Grouchy Editor, they get promoted, so yes, he’s still here.

 

*****

 

Richie3

 

Come on, voters.  Can’t we show Richie Rich that, at least this one time, money can’t buy everything?

 

*****

 

Turtle

 

Animal-rights activists are up in the air … er, up in arms because someone duct-taped a turtle to helium balloons and then launched the little fellow.  I don’t know, I think if I were a turtle, I might enjoy the change of scenery.

 

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