Good job, TMZ, for placing that little red star over Prince Harry’s arse. It does so much to preserve his modesty.
Back in May, some idiot on this Web site ridiculed CNN for speculating about a hurricane striking Florida during the Republican National Convention. Idiots do not get fired at The Grouchy Editor, they get promoted, so yes, he’s still here.
Come on, voters. Can’t we show Richie Rich that, at least this one time, money can’t buy everything?
Animal-rights activists are up in the air … er, up in arms because someone duct-taped a turtle to helium balloons and then launched the little fellow. I don’t know, I think if I were a turtle, I might enjoy the change of scenery.
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