Scandinavian girls tend to be very liberal. But all the Lars and Svens in Norway and Sweden tend to have very pale skin.
So how can a girl prove her open-mindedness when it comes to equity in the bedroom? Answer: see below.
Viking ass crack.
When you go to a nude beach, beware of perverts with cameras.
Oh my. What’s a good liberal girl to do in this situation?
Give the boys what they want, apparently.
How do you say “piece of ass” in Norwegian?
Another girl who is into small-penis shaming?
Sven and Lars aren’t hung like this guy.
He says he forgot his condom. But our Viking girl can’t say no.
How bored she looks, now that she’s back with Sven — or is it Lars?
Dad Bod conquers the Viking queen.
Somebody suddenly has bigger boobs.
What tastes better: lutefisk, lefse, or Lars?
Norway takes it up the ass.
Must be another Swedish boy.
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