February 4, 2010 – The Grouchy Editor

04Feb

Male Gazing: Midwest Girls Part 7

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No matter which city you live in (or near), if you are a horny male, at some point you’ve had thoughts about your local female news anchor. Naughty thoughts. Problem is, news anchors have codes of ethics. (Or at least they used to have ethics.) You are not likely to exchange naked pics with her on Snapchat.

Then again, there is such a thing as “leaked nudes” that were intended to be private.

The images below of Amelia are clearly fake.

Or are they?

Amelia

Some ladies hit 40 and are no longer “hittable.” Surely a poll of male viewers would show Amelia doesn’t have that problem.

If you’re not allowed to be naked on the news, how do you turn on your male friend? Flash him in the supermarket!

A smart local TV celebrity knows that when meeting fans in public, you should always give them something.

Above, when your fans want a picture, give them something memorable.

What is it with all this small-penis shaming?

I think we all know where that big black cock is going.

Last but certainly not least, a video:

04Feb

Male Gazing: No Protocol

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There is little more exciting than finding out that a girl who you think is sweet and wholesome — maybe even a bit prudish — actually has a wild side. Or perhaps she is naive and has allowed some sleazy dude to convince her that sex on camera will be “fun.” Doesn’t matter to the viewer; we are just happy to get some close-up looks at the girl’s goodies.

Which brings us to this cutie. The pictures and videos below appear in no particular order, because we have, ahem, no protocol for that sort of thing.

As usual, some of the images are apparently doctored — but not all of the images.

“Canuck”