The Slap
Lots of attention this week on Will Smith and Chris Rock.
Call me a misogynist, but I suspect the real villain of this saga might be the hairless one. Looked to me like she was fake-mad at Rock’s G.I. Jane joke. Looked to me like she controls her dim-witted husband.
But apparently, Jada is above any sort of criticism because, well, black woman. Hairless black woman.
Look at the picture above. You telling me that’s not a Bond villain?
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Spring Break!
Well, not really. I think spring break is over. But what the hell, the girls are breaking out the bikinis, and so ….
I guess it depends on which part of the country you live in, but I can’t imagine the anchorwomen in my city posting half-naked bikini shots on their social media pages. But if you’re a news anchor in California, like Fresno’s Caroline Collins, pictured above on the left and below at work, anything goes.
Makes me long to be on that beach with a scissors. Snip, snip.
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Survivor has gone all “woke” lately and, apparently as part of that, the females are now more likely to resemble Rosie O’Donnell than Sydney Sweeney. Luckily for CBS cameramen, they still have contestant Tori Meehan for occasional crotch and ass shots:
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Someone Is Back on Twitter
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The Biden administration continues to add to its list of impressive achievements. We are already allowing the illegal-immigrant equivalent of a large American city to cross our southern border every year. Next month, with Title 42 in the trash can, we can welcome even more!
Meanwhile, rather than fix our pesky domestic problems, Joe and pals continue to lead us on a path to war in Europe.
Oh, and did I mention that, under Joe, the price of my gas and groceries is skyrocketing?
Some pundits speculate that a lot of this is happening as a result of a grand scheme to combat global warming.
But I’m still waiting for AOC to explain how we can solve that problem without the planet’s biggest polluters, China and India, on board with the plan.
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I enjoy Tim Pool’s podcast, although I don’t watch it every day — who the hell has time to watch a three-hour show every day? But it has one thing in common with most podcasts: the quality of the show is dependent on the guests.
Malice, left, and Pool
Pool strives for ideological diversity in guests, but sometimes that means lame guests. The show was at its best Friday when beanie baby Michael Malice showed up. Some of anarchist Malice’s ideas seem crackpot, but he’s always interesting and funny.
Click here to watch the podcast.
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Above, what you do when you’re not quite sure if it’s two k’s or two y’s.
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