Category: Weekly Reviews


Here’s the thing: I liked Downton Abbey. I think Helen Mirren’s The Queen is a superb movie. If I was pressed to name my favorite (current) TV series, I might say The Crown.

I am, you could safely say, a confirmed Anglophile — when it comes to fiction.

Here’s the rub: I think the British monarchy, circa 2022, is a joke.

Now that England is crowning King Charles the Tampon, it might be a good time to dispense with it.




I usually get sick to death of trendy cliches, like “sick to death.” But for some odd reason, I’m still a bit tickled by “across the pond.”




Speaking of jokes, is there a bigger one than this woman?



She must be setting back the agenda of lesbian black women by a good 20 years.

Nah, that’s just dreaming on my part. They probably love her.




Why I could never be King of England: I post naughty pictures on the Internet.

Why Queen Elizabeth was such a success: She’d never pose for naughty pictures.


Then again, there was that whole Charles-wants-to-be-a-tampon thing.




I keep stumbling on pictures of naked girls who look strikingly like women I once knew. Or is it really them?

Either I need to stop surfing porn sites … or I need to do it more often.


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Joe Biden’s “gates of hell” speech (above) drew comparisons to Hitler. I was more reminded of this guy:





“The Right Side of History”


We hear that term a lot. The left seems to place the concept in high regard. But it’s a “problematic” expression. If we are to believe progressives, much of 20th-century history as described in history books is bogus. America was more racist and sexist than a shining beacon to the world, they say.

What happens if the left wins the current culture war? Will future, left-leaning historians (remember, history is written by the winners) be less bogus than the old historians? If they are just as biased, then why should anyone believe them?

Who died and made historians god? Aren’t they mere humans?

If you don’t believe in an afterlife (like much of the left), what difference does it make to you whether you land on the “right side” of history or the “wrong side”? You won’t be around to celebrate or hang your head in shame, either way.




Random Butts


Running a Web site can be grueling work. The research involved can be quite the ordeal. However, we all need distractions from the upcoming civil war. And so, we at The Grouchy Editor persevere. The result of our labor is below, our butts of the week:



1) Fresno news anchor Caroline Collins. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: How come my local news anchors don’t post Instagram photos and videos that expose their asses?




We Google-searched Caroline to see if she’d posted any hot new pics, and were surprised to see this on the search page:



When Caroline Googles herself (because you just know that she does), is she as surprised as we were to see that is a bigger Caroline booster than is Facebook? Click below for her butt-baring video.






2) Sus Wilkins in Netflix’s Loving Adults. A pox on Netflix, which has software preventing the average creep from making screen captures. And a double pox on Web sites like Mr. Skin, which have thus far failed to post pictures of Danish cutie Sus Wilkins’s (above) nude scenes in the movie. We had to use primitive means to get the pictures below — a tablet camera photographing a TV screen. Apologies for the poor quality. We do not apologize for the content.



Here’s a better shot of Sus, from Yes No Maybe:



Last and certainly least, our site “editor” is recommending that we post a link to The Grouchy Editor at least twice in every post. So there. We did it.


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Not sure if that’s a typo, or if Fox was describing Nancy Pelosi’s arrival at the scene of her husband’s drunk-driving accident.





TV Tidbits



Fans carped about the final episode of The Sopranos, and of Lost, and a lot of viewers didn’t care for the last season of Game of Thrones. I didn’t watch any of those shows (I know, I know), but their lackluster finales were big TV news.

Thus, I suppose I should have expected the kind of endings we got this year for Ozark, Better Call Saul, and Peaky Blinders.


Better Call Saul


Peaky Blinders


It’s not that the swan songs of those otherwise excellent series were exactly “bad” — they just weren’t particularly satisfying or memorable.

It’s tough to stick the landing, even for the best of shows.




Two promising foreign shows on Netflix that I am watching:

Kleo, from Germany, which seems to be channeling Killing Eve.

A Model Family, from South Korea, which seems to be channeling Breaking Bad.

Best adjective to describe Kleo — tongue-in-cheek. Best adjective to describe Family — tense.





So, what does it mean when your post receives just one reply in ten hours?





I suspect that Big Brother icon Janelle Pierzina has been checking out the eye candy on this season’s edition (see below) and decided to remind everyone why she is, in fact, a Big Brother icon. Hence, her new “OnlyFans” page. According to bigbrothernsfw:


“This is actually pretty shocking to us, and for a couple of reasons. First off, yes Janelle did pose nude in Playboy many years ago, but after getting married and having kids, we thought the days of Janelle taking her clothes off were over.

While some say, ‘but we’ve already seen Janelle nude,’ to us, seeing Janelle naked back in the day was a different experience than seeing the current 42-year-old mom of 3 Janelle taking it all off. So far Janelle is already going topless on her OnlyFans and is opening a VIP section for even more and possibly even customs!”


Just in case you need a reminder, here are some of Janelle’s full-frontal (and rear) shots from her Playboy days. (We always remind you to click on pics for a larger view; trust us, this time you’ll be glad you did.)



Most of the eye candy on this season’s Big Brother has come courtesy of Taylor Hale and Alyssa Snider. Like these screen caps from the live feeds:


Taylor wakes up. So do we.


Oblivious males by the pool. Not-so-oblivious CBS cameraman.


Taylor lays claim to best butt in the house. Below, Alyssa’s cellulite bumps her to second place.


Alyssa fights back with a brief full-frontal reveal.


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We took a week off and, mentally, we are still on vacation. Looking at the news yesterday, it seemed clear that nothing has changed in our absence.

(Correction: things have changed. They’ve gotten worse. They get worse every week.)

All our institutions are corrupt — at least at the top (looking at you, FBI). All our leaders are greedy, cowardly sellouts.

If there’s going to be a civil war, I wish someone would explain how it will work. There is no Mason-Dixon Line this time. It will be blue Chicago vs. red outstate Illinois and blue Los Angeles vs. red outstate California. Neighbor vs. neighbor. That sounds like fun.


After a week’s break from Twitter and other nightmares, the only way to stick our feet back into the “Weekly Review’s” filth-filled waters is to ignore politics and — you guessed it — instead, concentrate on something that matters: the female ass.

Maybe it’s just us, (who am I kidding? “Us” didn’t write this post; “I” did.) butt I’m a little tired of the proliferation of muscular female derrieres in pop culture. Give me a little flab, 1980s style, on a girl’s backside. Like this (click on any picture on this page for a bigger view):


Above, that’s an actress named Stephanie Ann Smith in a movie called Under Lock and Key. No Peloton bike for that ass, but it doesn’t need one.


Or this:


Camille Chen, pictured above, top to bottom, in Californication (also below), Hallow’s End, and Barbershop, has the right idea. A little more flab, a little less muscle. The guy below certainly appreciates Camille’s ass:







I’ve been watching a mediocre Brazilian sitcom on Netflix because, apparently, that’s what I do these days. Unsuspicious is a slapstick-heavy, unsubtle spoof of murder mysteries. But I noticed an actress-babe named Fernanda Paes Leme (above) and I thought: This is quite the hot 39-year-old actress-babe.

Turns out Leme was in Brazil’s Playboy, circa 2005. And she still looks super-hot today. Without further ado, here she is from Playboy:



Last but not least, here is some regular chick who apparently decided that a wet t-shirt contest wasn’t revealing enough:


She looks to me like the girl next door who had a bit too much to drink. Maybe a lot too much to drink.





If you don’t recognize the old-time movie star pictured above, there’s a good reason for that. You can see his teeth.

For some reason that escapes me now, I Googled “Rex Harrison” images, and I noticed something peculiar. Out of hundreds of results, this was the only picture I could find in which Rex shows his teeth.

Strange. But now you know.




Coming tomorrow: a new Tale From the Grouch called “Cold-Hearted Bastard.”



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Brittney Whiner


If nothing else, maybe this will knock some sense into the heads of other young Americans who are free to trash their own country, yet somehow believe the rest of the world is more enlightened (i.e., “woke”).

But I wouldn’t bet on it.


Here is Griner posing for ESPN in happier times:






And they said Trump was controlled by Russia.








I hope this isn’t a trend. I can just imagine dozens of directors looking back at their work, fretting that much of it isn’t woke enough for 2022, and then going back to censor/alter classic scenes.

We will no longer see Bogart smoking cigarettes, Jane Fonda in her nude scenes, nor anything else that appeals to misogynistic dinosaurs like me.





Last week’s post got about twice the number of hits as usual. Could it be because of this girl with the delicious tits?

I suspect a couple of these pics might be fake, or at least retouched, but certainly not all of them. Click on thumbnails to see a larger view:



.                                          pv nude


This is the kind of thing that happens when you are a child of the 1970s. That would be me in the picture above, fantasizing. Then you grow up and some girl obliges with pictures of the real thing and, well ….

That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it.


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Last week I (sort of) promised a tutorial on the Web sites OnlyFans and JustForFans, because I thought you might find the subject educational.

I am much too lazy to deliver information on both sites, and so I chose JustForFans, mostly because the girl on the page I saw looks disturbingly — or delightfully, depending on your perspective — like a girl I once knew.

However, unlike the girl on the JustForFans site, the Hmong girl I knew was bright and wholesome and fun. The girl on this adult site is … well, “fun,” I suppose. See for yourself (click on pictures for full view):



Because I am an old fart, I had to do further research on some of the terminology and emojis on “Priya’s” page, just to make sense of it. This is what I learned:

First: If you click on the circle in the picture above, you will find that it’s a GIF, or short movie. Clicking means you will get to see the girl rubbing her lady parts through skimpy panties. Apparently in “my bed.” Here is the GIF:



Second: Since she states that followers are entitled to completely naked photos and videos, presumably they will see the above GIF, sans underwear. This girl, by the way, looks to be about 19 or 20. With big tits.


Third: According to the text, some lucky dude (or dudes) who was with her recently used his eggplant to shoot lots of water droplets into the girl. The water-droplets emoji appears numerous times, so I guess there were an awful lot of fluid shots “that morning.”




Fourth: The girl seems quite eager to share “my completely naked and erotic photos and videos” with any male — provided he is willing to pay for the privilege. Or, as the page says, “SO CUM AND PLAY!” From the sound of things, if men are willing to pay enough, they might get to share more than pictures and videos. Who’s to say?



Fifth: She certainly has a “fuck me” look about her, doesn’t she?

Sixth: Purely for research purposes, I tried to become a follower. Within a day or two, this led to cancellation of my credit card — and no pictures or videos. Let that be a lesson to you.





Seventh: Sadly, when I went back to check the page, it had been taken down. No idea why. Happily, I made screen captures before the page vanished. Also, there was a link between the JustForFans page and an Instagram page. From a few online pages, I was able to capture more pictures. Some of which I am sharing here. For educational purposes.



Now you know all you need to know about JustForFans.

Last and certainly least, we asked Rip van Dinkle to comment. He said the girl looked familiar to him. He thought she might have been in the crowd at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant:



Nice to know she doesn’t discriminate against tiny ones.


Postscript:  To see more Priya pussy — or at least something close to it — click here.


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I need to buy a dictionary that’s at least five years old, simply to ensure that the thing hasn’t been infected by far-left craziness. I need a reference book that still considers, for example, “they” to be a plural noun.

Or to be really safe, perhaps my dictionary should be at least ten years old.




There is one definition that needs updating:  lawbreaker.

Dems seem to think you can do pretty much anything — if you subscribe to leftist politics. If, on the other hand, you are Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, et al., you get to go to jail.





That’s a bit harsh. Am sure there are 84-year-old men happy to hook up ith Jane. Probably even some 74-year-old men.

Incidentally, our keyboard has decided not to type the 23rd letter of the alphabet. Hence, the sentence above that reads, “hook up ith Jane.” Time to buy a ne keyboard and a ne dictionary.





Because it’s tiresome to keep typing and avoid the 23rd letter of the alphabet, let’s do pictures, instead, and have a look at Big Brother hamsters, past and present. Let’s begin by highlighting current houseguest Taylor Hale:



Former Miss Michigan Taylor is not the only current hamster displaying skin. Here is Alyssa Snider sunbathing in the backyard:






CBS premiered yet another reality series, something called The Challenge: USA, featuring Big Brother 20 alumnus Angela Rummans. I don’t recall her, but according to one site, Rummans became a “villainess” during her stay in the house. Maybe that explains CBS’s decision to air, on its live feeds, the crotch shot of Angela pictured here:




Last but not least, it turns out some former Big Brother houseguests are extending their 15 minutes of fame by signing up for OnlyFans:



OnlyFans is unfamiliar to me, and so in the course of researching this article I accidentally landed on a similar site called JustFor.Fans. Perhaps next time I’ll provide a tutorial on OnlyFans and/or JustFor.Fans. Because that’s information you probably need.





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The picture above was taken last week in my home city, Minneapolis. It sums up the mood of the country, and the disposition of Yours Truly: dark and ominous.

I suggest bypassing politics this week for mental health reasons. Instead, check out Tales From The Grouch, indexed below. (Links are in green.)



 . Rusty   “Rusty” — Happy times in suburbia.


. revelation   “Revelation” — Unhappy times in suburbia.


. homebodies   “Homebodies” — The people next door.


. ass   “The Porthole” — Be careful what you wish for.


. the ufo   “The UFO” — Stand by me … and a UFO.


. Tales From Grouch   “Carol Comes Home” — The spirit of Norman Bates.


. thwup   “Thwup!” — The case for eating more (or less) beans.


. Wisdom   “Wisdom” — Cabin in the woods.


.        “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”  Thelma helps a guest.


. Americans    “The Americans”  — Kevin goes for the gold.


.        “Margaret” — The greatest love story of all time?


. Asmat     “The Hot Tub”  — Elites enjoy some “quality time.”


. Earl Smilius     “The Climate Changer” — Earl has a secret weapon.


. Holger     “An Overcast Day”   — The important thing in life.


. small problem     “A Small Problem” — It’s not the size of the boat?



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“Money Heist:


Battle of the Babes!”



Not that it matters to anyone other than them, but there is a battle of the fans going on over which version of Netflix’s Money Heist is superior: the original Spanish series, or Korea’s new take on the same story.

Personally, I got tired of Spain’s hit show after one or two seasons. But I did enjoy it in its early days — ditto for Korea’s Money Heist, which debuted a few weeks ago, also on Netflix.

I think the Money Heist fans are fighting over the wrong issue. They are debating plots, characters, and unimportant things like that. The real question is, which version has the hottest actresses? Have a look, and you be the judge.


Team Spain


Left to right:  Itziar Ituno, Alba Flores, Ursula Corbero, Maria Pedraza, Esther Acebo


Team Korea


Left to right: Jeon Jong-seo, Jang Yoon-ju, Kim Yun-jin, Lee Joo-bin


Depending on which source you use, the spellings and name orders of Korean actresses are … frustrating. For example, you will find the actress who plays “the hostage” identified as either Lee Joo-bin or Joo-bin Lee. Same problem arises with other actors in the cast. We just flipped a coin.


What follows is an artistic and scientific comparison of the Spanish and Korean babes who play the five major female characters in both versions of the story: Tokyo, Nairobi, The Negotiator, The Hostage, and The Diplomat’s Daughter.


“Tokyo” – Ursula Corbero/Jeon Jong-seo

“Nairobi” – Alba Flores/Jang Yoon-ju

“The Negotiator” – Itziar Ituno/Kim Yun-jin

“The Hostage” – Esther Acebo/Lee Joo-bin

“The Diplomat’s Daughter” – Maria Pedraza/Lee Si-woo



Tokyo — Ursula Corbero nude Corbero



Tokyo — Jeon Jong-seo



Winner: Corbero


Jong-seo is as cute as a button, but aside from the screen caps pictured above from Burning, she doesn’t seem to have done much in the way of nude scenes. Corbero, on the other hand, bares all in a number of Spanish shows (and also for the paparazzi).



Nairobi — Alba Flores




Nairobi — Jang Yoon-ju



Winner: Yoon-ju


Flores certainly shows more skin, but model/actress Yoon-ju is beyond hot. Too bad she doesn’t show much, or even appear much, in the first season of Money Heist. (By the way, we’re assuming that’s Yoon-ju’s bare ass in the Vogue Korea photo above. Or is it an illustration? Hard to tell.)



The Negotiator — Itziar Ituno




The Negotiator — Kim Yun-jin



Winner: Yun-jin


In the battle of the older actresses, we’re going to hand this one to Yun-jin. Although, we’ll have to point out that the bare-buttocks screen caps above are from a movie she did quite a few years ago.



The Hostage — Esther Acebo




The Hostage — Lee Joo-bin




Winner: Joo-bin


Yes, this battle is getting lopsided. Maybe we have an Asian fetish. But even though Mr. Skin informs us that Joo-bin has yet to do any real nudity, the fucking scene from Money Heist pictured above is much sexier than poor Acebo’s scene in the Spanish version, which has to be about the least-glamorous nudity since, well ….



Diplomat’s Daughter — Maria Pedraza




Diplomat’s Daughter — Lee Si-woo



Winner: Si-woo


You guessed it, another win for Korea. Pedraza’s bare boobs (above, not from Money Heist) are lovely, but good lord, some of these Korean girls are delightful. Sadly, if Si-woo has disrobed in anything, we couldn’t find it.




Yes, we know, we are becoming Playboy magazine. We are Playboy (this week) because politics are just too damn depressing.


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