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Deportation Dilemma

 

Well, this deportation uproar was predictable. Many people predicted it. I predicted it, years ago.

The left — “progressives,” “liberals,” “independents,” all of them voting for Democrat policies — created an illegal-immigrant crisis. Now they complain about the people trying to clean up their mess.

They are like children who, after making a cluttered nightmare of their bedroom, complain that their parents moved toys where they can’t find them while cleaning up the clutter.

Mistakes will be made by ICE. Some people will be detained who shouldn’t be detained. A lot of people will be inconvenienced. What would you expect when the mandate is to deport millions of illegal immigrants? An episode of Law & Order?

 

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Potter Wars

 

I’d like to jump on the J.K. Rowling bandwagon over her takedown of Emma Watson. I’d really like to because I’m on Rowling’s side.

But from what I can tell, Rowling is still full of shit on a host of other liberal issues. 

 

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Sellouts of the Week

 

Bill Burr, Louis C.K., and Dave Chappelle, all of whom decided they don’t have enough money and so decided to go kiss ass in Saudi Arabia.

 

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X Files

 

Milo gave this girl a backhanded compliment, I guess:

 

 

So did I, I guess:

 

 

I thought her photo shoot looked like A.I. handiwork. Turns out I was (gasp!) incorrect. She posted the pic above to prove me wrong.

Not sure about the authenticity of the picture of her below:

 

 

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Jonie tells it like it is. You won’t see her selling out in Saudi Arabia.

At least, not yet.

 

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When I watch horror movies, the scariest villain, to me, is not the monster like a vampire or a werewolf, nor is it the masked slasher like Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers. It’s also not the crazed serial killer.

The most frightening monster is the angry child in an adult’s body.

This type of monster — I think of “Billy” in the original Black Christmas — is recognizable because, at some level, he or she exists in all of us.

That’s what scares me about this culture war, or civil war, we are now in. I’m seeing millions of citizens behave like angry children: unreasonable, crazed, and often violent. Thanks, Boomers, for unleashing these scary brats on the nation.

The bad news: They are hysterical, and there are a lot of them. The good news: They are not very bright.

I used to think these adult-children just needed a good spanking. Apparently, that’s not enough. A lot of them need to be sent to their rooms (i.e., jail) without dinner.

 

 

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I think it’s time we drop the word “conspiracy” from conspiracy theories. Too many conspiracy theories turn out to be factual.

But the term has a negative connotation. Sounds like something dreamed up by shadowy cultists in a smoky basement.

Let’s just call them “theories.”

 

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Is Donald Trump pulling MAGA’s leg because Benjamin Netanyahu is pulling Trump’s strings?

Is Israel somehow behind the Charlie Kirk assassination? The Epstein files? Dancing with the Stars?

Conspiracy theories? I have no clue.

 

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Speaking of the Kirk assassination, I admit I am enjoying the mass firings of leftist celebrants, thanks to doxing on sites like X.

On one hand, it’s a satisfying case of giving them a taste of their own medicine.

On the other hand, what comes next if both sides do nothing but seek vengeance? Civil war? Or is that a conspiracy theory?

My head spins.

 

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Speaking of X, some poster is catching flak for complaining about creeps filming scantily clad chicks at water parks. He did this by posting a video of scantily clad chicks at a water park.

I suppose I will catch flak for posting pics from his pics about creeps taking pics.

But she does have a nice ass. It’s her fault for showing us her bare ass at a water park.

 

Since we’re on the topic of female rear ends, let’s check in with Morgan (top) and Lauren (bottom) in the backyard of the Big Brother house:

 

 

Let’s check in a bit closer:

 

 

THE END

 

 

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Turning Point?

 

 

This woman scares me. And I’m on her side.

 

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I was not a big fan of Charlie Kirk. I was on his team politically, but personally there seemed to be something vaguely off-putting about him. He reminded me of those earnest Mormons who come to your door hoping to convert you. I don’t exactly dislike them, but I wonder how they can seem so certain about everything.

But Kirk’s murder was shocking. I can’t help but believe this is some sort of “turning point” in the culture wars. We do indeed live in interesting times — but not in a good way.

 

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Kash Patel — I’ve wondered why this guy has such ardent supporters, like podcaster Tim Pool. From the Epstein files to his early bungling of the Kirk-killer manhunt, he doesn’t inspire much confidence. Plus, he has a perpetual deer-in-the-headlights look:

 

 

Please prove me wrong, Patel.

 

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The shooting of Kirk made me angry. I don’t want revenge on leftists in the streets. I do want a strong response from Trump. I have no faith in our hapless congressmen and congresswomen.

I hate to say this, but this seems like civil war and, as the saying goes, all’s fair in love and war. So go ahead and bend some rules, Donald; even break them, if you have to. It’s what the left does.

 

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The gleeful celebrations by leftists on social media —

If I’m honest, there were times the past five years when I’ve wished Joe Biden dead. I thought if he was killed, or just died, the world would be better off. I think this is human nature. So, I can’t get too worked up over the leftists and their tasteless, often odious, celebrations.

But I’d like to think that those feelings are temporary, and that they won’t transform into something tangible. But obviously, sometimes they do.

 

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“Let’s just admit that both sides are guilty of this.” No, let’s not. There are exceptions, but 90 percent of political violence comes from one side, and it’s not the right.

And let’s not forget the non-political violence that stems from Democrat policies (below).

 

 

 

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Pet Peeve

 

It’s a slow news week (not really) so I thought I’d take the opportunity to vent about a pet peeve.

People I admire and/or respect keep committing this sin. These people are usually well-educated. They are famous, published writers, or acclaimed public speakers. People who ought to know better do this in print, they do this on TV, they do it on social media.

They say “unconsciously” when they mean “subconsciously.”

I rarely see this mistake the other way around.

I am posting the explanation below, taken from a grammar and English usage site:

 

grouchyeditor.com conscious

 

Please get it fucking right.

You’re welcome.

There is nothing approaching the importance of this matter in the news this week. That completes the “Weekly Review.”

 

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If I wrote the headline about the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement:

 

Dumb Jock Lands Mid-Looking Feminazi

 

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In theory, I should love The Thursday Murder Club. The novel is a “cozy” mystery, with elderly protagonists, and I dig cozy mysteries by Agatha Christie with older heroes like Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple. I also enjoy the 1960s Miss Marple flicks with Margaret Rutherford.

But I was bored by Thursday the book and I was bored by the Netflix adaptation.

Being an old person doesn’t automatically make you interesting. Being Pierce Brosnan or Helen Mirren doesn’t mean you get to play interesting characters.

If you subscribe to the school of comedy in which older people cursing — or expressing an interest in sex — strikes you as hilarious, this movie is for you. I call it the “oldsters acting like teenagers” genre. That sort of thing was mildly amusing in 1971, when Ruth Gordon starred in Harold and Maude. Today, it’s an uninspired cliché.

I watched Thursday with cautious optimism. I thought British star power might overcome a weak story. After 20 minutes the movie became background noise as my thoughts drifted elsewhere. After 45 minutes I turned it off.

 

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I’ve been watching “Pop Culture Crisis” on YouTube, and I feel a bit sorry for the hosts.

When you are conservatives covering pop culture, which these hosts are, there must be no end to the hair-pulling, eye-bulging, and teeth-gnashing over the tidal waves of Twitter bile, TikTok nonsense, and constant streams of “woke” product from the progressive entertainment machine.

Somehow, Millennial Brett Dasovic and Gen Z’s Mary Morgan manage. They don’t suck celebrity ass, and they pepper plenty of homespun wisdom atop the nonstop crap they cover.

 

They do have weaknesses, of course.

Dasovic —

Good: Affable and amusing.

Bad: Terrible taste in movies and TV. His idea of good television:  a 25-year-old CBS police procedural. His idea of bad television: Kenneth Branagh’s (superb) Wallander.

 

Morgan —

Good: For someone so young, she’s very good at calling out bullshit.

Bad: She is alarmingly ignorant of anything (or anyone) pop-culture-related prior to the year of her birth.

 

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It’s rare to see Morgan laugh out loud. But curiously, suspiciously, she lost it when a woman in the clip below accused a dude of having a small penis. That’s not very Christian of you, Mary.

 

We’ll give her a pass, since she does have quite the perky behind in this (fake?) clip:

 

 

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“Woman Spreading”

 

In the old days, young women went to finishing school, where they learned modesty and other old-fashioned virtues.

Today, we have girls like Lauren on Big Brother (below), who apparently likes to advertise her availability to a national TV audience:

 

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I’ve been watching season two of Wednesday. The show’s either lost some of its charm, or it’s in a sophomore slump. 

The script relies too much on Jenna Ortega as the title character. She’s great, but a series needs more than that. The problem, as usual, is a weak script. The mystery is pedestrian and the subplots are nothing special. Wednesday has gone from quirky delight about a weird girl invading a Hogwarts-like school to “Nancy Drew Mystery of the Week.”

Or maybe I just have no business watching a show aimed at teen girls.

 

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I’ve been arguing with an A.I. character. I don’t recommend it.

Debating with humans can be exasperating, but real people are nowhere near as obstinate as A.I. characters.

 

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I could mention something about the week in current events, but if we are all living in a simulation, the news doesn’t matter, anyway.

 

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Media Matters

 

I guess it’s not a done deal, but it looks as though Howard Stern’s days are numbered as a “shock jock” at Sirius.

I have mixed emotions. Back in the 1990s, Stern was indeed the King of All Media. He had a hit movie, bestselling books, and his radio show. I liked him because, as a dirty young man, I could relate to him.

I especially enjoyed his, uh, talent(?) for talking all-American girls out of their knickers for the omnipresent male gaze. (See “Butt Bongo Fiesta,” pics below, if you dare.)

 

 

Man offers his bare-bottomed wife, Marie, to Howard for a spanking, above and below. She seems to like it. Click on pics for a larger view.

 

 

But in recent years he’s tarnished, if not completely destroyed, his radio legacy. He’s become a modern Howard Hughes, holed up in his penthouse, fearful of COVID and the world. He’s just a bitter, cowardly old man.

Also, it’s hard to feel sorry for a dude who’s raked in tens of millions of dollars — or more. He should never have divorced his first wife. He should never have endorsed Hillary Clinton.

 

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I have no problem with South Park mocking Donald Trump and Kristi Noem. It’s what the show does. I DO have a problem with the lack of mockery for low-hanging Democrat fruit like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. That’s the opposite of edgy; it’s cowardice. 

 

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Other than money to be made, I don’t understand the motivation of women who do small-penis humiliation. 

Maybe this explains it:

 

 

 

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I stand by my suspicion that I am a teen girl trapped in an adult male’s body. How else to explain my delight listening to songs by Harry Styles (“As It Was”) and Chappell Roan (“Pink Pony Club”)?

You, too, can become a teenage girl if you spend enough time listening to upbeat, bubble-gum crap on stations like the one I listen to (KDWB in Minneapolis).

 

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They say A.I. will be the end of us. By “us” I mean humanity. 

In the meantime, it’s offering some startling, borderline amazing, visuals. Like this video of a dog eating a woman’s face, which is not a face but a taco salad, or something, and … well, see for yourself.

 

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Speaking of fakes, are these pictures of a California woman attempting to impede ICE officers for real?

 

 

I am unable to grasp her strategy. Does she believe that by cavorting naked in front of the officers and giving them erections, she will somehow abort the deportations? Hell, I don’t know, maybe it worked.

 

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