Monthly Archives: February 2026

 

 

They found a fucking glove! That’s top-of-the-page news for the New York Post.

I am so fucking sick of this fucking story.

 

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“May you live in interesting times” — British phrase based on a Chinese adage. Maybe.

OK, but these last ten years have been ridiculous.

 

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Watching Europe destroy itself, I have to wonder if we Americans, across the pond, will learn anything from it. Or is it already too late?

 

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On a lighter note, here is what Netflix is recommending to me. I’ve watched at least part of them all, and added a few notes:

 

 

Bottom line: The good shows are all old. The more recent the show, the more likely it’s junk.

 

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Dawson’s Creek

 

I know, I know. I was already too old to watch this show when it aired 25-30 years ago. 

My excuse for watching the teen drama, as I recall, was that I had learned it was created by Kevin Williamson, who was also responsible for writing Scream. I liked Scream, so I thought I’d check out his new show.

As fans know, Dawson’s Creek is soap opera. It features high school kids talking like adults. But I got hooked on it.

So I was sad to learn that James Van Der Beek (front-center above with the show’s main gang), who played Dawson, died earlier this week at age 48.

Maybe I’ll go back and watch an episode or two, see if I still like it — or if I should have had my head examined.

 

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Body Bitching

 

How and when did we allow the insulting word “skinny” to describe women who are slender or in good shape? Popeye’s Olive Oyl was skinny. Women like Melania Trump are not.

 

 

I’m old so I didn’t know who Nicki Minaj (above) is. She seems funny and OK. But her ass is too fat.

Notice I said fat; not “plus-size.”

 

 

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Drop

 

A single mother on a first date at a fancy restaurant gets anonymous “drops” on her phone threatening to harm her young son if she doesn’t do something right now: kill her date. Is someone in the restaurant sending the threats? What should she do?

The first hour of this (sort of) Hitchcockian thriller is pretty good. It plays on the dangers of new technology (cell phone texts) by capitalizing on a nice setting (the skyscraper restaurant), clever editing, and an intriguing premise.

Alas and alack, alack and alas, the last act of the film undermines all of those positives by being a) predictable; b) outrageous; and c) insulting to the audience’s intelligence – multiple times. Release: 2025  Grade: B-

 

Would I watch it again? No.

 

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Fall

 

You can pretty much tell from the posters and plot synopsis if Fall is a movie for you. Do you have a fear of heights? Do you get a vicarious thrill from watching people in precarious positions — like atop a 2,000-foot-tall TV tower? If so, Fall is a rollicking great time. 

On the other hand, if you’re a stickler for plot and realism, well, maybe watch something else, like 2015’s The Walk.

Grace Caroline Currey and Virginia Gardner play two women who attempt to bond — and bolster their TikTok clout — by climbing an imposing but dilapidated tower. This they decide to do alone in the desert. Do you think things will go smoothly?

Director Scott Mann says he eschewed green screens and digital sets, and actresses Currey and Gardner reportedly did the bulk of their own stunts. I’m guessing this was not the case for all of the shots.

I didn’t much care how the visual effects were created; they worked, and regardless of numerous departures from reality in the story, I shut off my brain and had a nail-biting good time. Release: 2022  Grade: B+

 

Would I watch it again?  I wouldn’t seek it out, but if it happened to be on TV, why not?

 

Gratuitous Sidebar

 

I wasn’t familiar with the two stars of Fall, so as part of my, ahem, research, I looked them up. Turns out Virginia Gardner (the blonde) appeared in the TV show 1923. Turns out she was featured in a kinky nude scene. Turns out I decided to share a couple screen captures with you (above and below).

 

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I’m a dirty old man, so I will see a scene like this and wonder: Was it a closed set? Did the gaffers get a look between her legs while she was naked and spread-legged on that bed?

 

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TV Tidbits

 

 

Best Medicine

After a blah first episode, this new comedy-drama might be growing on me. It’s a redo of Doc Martin, a long-running British show that I adore. It airs on Fox. I can’t recall the last new network show that I liked. Episode one did not feel promising. However ….

Maybe it’s because I live just a few miles from where ICE and protestors are clashing on a daily basis, but I’ve been craving something old-fashioned and wholesome. I’ve seen three episodes of Best Medicine now and … it’s still not in Doc Martin’s league, but it is growing on me.

 

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The Rip

Perhaps it’s because I’m an old fart now, but what I liked and disliked about this Netflix movie are the inverse of what I would have liked and disliked about it 30 years ago. Or even 20 years ago. 

A coworker watched this Ben Affleck-Matt Damon action-drama and told me it gets better in the second half. This coworker is 20 years younger than me. He enjoyed the chases and shootouts in The Rip’s second half. I preferred the first half, which was more about tension and suspense.

Bottom line: I can recommend half of The Rip. Which half probably depends on your age.

 

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I had the Olympics on this morning, but the way I watch the Olympics these days is by not watching; it’s just background noise on the television while I do something else. But I suddenly heard something I did not expect: the name Lollobrigida.

If you’re male and old enough, the name probably rings a bell. Gina Lollobrigida, pictured above, sometimes called “the most beautiful woman in the world” (per Grok), was a famous Italian actress. Every teenage boy in the United States knew about her sixty years ago.

Gina’s great-grandniece Francesca Lollobrigida won the gold for Italy in speed skating today. I don’t care about that. I’m just surprised because I never expected to hear that name again. And isn’t it a great name?

 

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I am not a big fan of Lindsey Vonn. I think that’s because with her, everything seems to be about Lindsey Vonn.

 

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by Walter Tevis

 

The word “wonderful” is so overused that it’s become meaningless: “That meal was wonderful.” “Our running back had a wonderful game.”

But I think wonderful applies to Walter Tevis’s novel The Queen’s Gambit, about a fictional chess prodigy named Beth Harmon.

The story, set primarily in the 1960s, traces young Beth’s rise from her childhood in an orphanage to her ascent to the top of the chess world. She’s a phenom at chess — but life is another matter.

The term “on the spectrum” was not a thing in 1983, when Tevis penned his book, but it seems to describe pill-popping, socially awkward Beth, who is only comfortable sitting at a chessboard. She’s a fascinating character.

By the way, the miniseries starring Anya Taylor-Joy is remarkably faithful to the novel. And Taylor-Joy’s performance as Beth is — you guessed it — wonderful.

 

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