I guess the only way we’ll learn the truth is for Kavanaugh and Trump to show their penises to Congress. On live TV, of course.
“Promises Made, Promises Kept!”
It takes some major-league cojones to make that claim when the promise that got you elected – The Wall – can’t get past one or two bricks on a wheelbarrow.
Our ex-presidents go on talk shows and, sooner or later, get asked about UFOs, Area 51, and that sort of thing.
Seems like if ever we had a president who wouldn’t mind spilling the beans about little green men, it’s the dude in the White House right now. Has anyone even asked him?
Let’s ask him.
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