Harvey Weinstein gets in trouble with the starlets. George Bush gets in trouble with his “David Cop-a-Feel” routine. But Howard Stern, the King of All Sexual Harassment, never seems to get in trouble.
Stern has been copping feels and scandalizing women for as long as I can remember. The difference between Howard and Harvey and George? Somehow, the “shock jock” persuades his female guests that a little bare-bottomed humiliation is their idea.
And their husbands and boyfriends are just as game and/or gullible, offering up their ladies to Howard’s altar of ass.
Stern’s 1992 video Butt Bongo Fiesta is a monument to bad taste, with cringe-worthy racism, misogyny, and homophobia all competing for attention. Not to mention scatological humor. Much of the video is, well, unwatchable. But I do like the parts presented below.
(The quality isn’t great on these clips, but hey, they are lifted from an ancient, hard-to-find VHS tape, and so ….)
Marie told Howard that she is a housewife and a real estate developer. She and her spouse “represent your more middle-of-the-road American couple,” she claimed, but Howard was skeptical. “I bet you do,” he said.
The kinky housewife revealed that she and hubby sometimes enjoy spanking sessions. For this video, Howard got to join the fun.
In these screen captures, Howard nearly tongues a piece of ass. Hubby doesn’t mind. Wifey seems not to notice.
The cameraman zooms in so that viewers can enjoy a close-up of Marie’s bare — and quite red — cheeks:
We’re not sure if Marie had an orgasm during her spanking session. It seems like a possibility. Here is the video:
Stacy was a 21-year-old blonde whose long-haired boyfriend wanted to bongo her butt for Howard.
Below, Howard takes a peek at Stacy’s blonde bush and persuades her to remove her g-string:
Howard examined Stacy’s bare backside and quipped, “My goodness — anybody want a roast-beef sandwich?”
Jessica Hahn achieved infamy when her sex scandal with televangelist Jim Bakker made headlines in 1987. The former church secretary then prolonged her 15 minutes of fame by debasing herself for Howard and by posing, naturally, for Playboy magazine (below).
In the video below, Ms. Hahn spreads her limbs for a sketch in Butt Bongo Fiesta:
And here she is in a segment about the vagina. Notice how the cameraman cannot resist zooming in on hers.
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