Jennifer Lopez got the 2,500th star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. This is a major honor. Here are a few of Jennifer’s fellow luminaries who are memorialized on the walk:
Big Bird, Constance Binney, Rodney Bingenheimer, Leeza Gibbons, Godzilla, Horace Heidt, Shotgun Tom Kelly, Howie Mandel, Wink Martindale, Winnie the Pooh … and too many other giants of arts and entertainment to mention in this space.
Horace Heidt
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Fox’s Judge Jeanine Pirro, outraged over the story of Orlando Shaw, an idiot who fathered 22 children with 14 women, called for chemical castration of Shaw-like deadbeat dads.
I have another solution: Any deadbeat dad in the grip of sexual arousal could simply look at Judge Jeanine. End of problem.
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President Obama, faltering in the polls after more revelations about government spying, is basically saying to the public, “Trust me.”
Uh … no thanks. You have to earn trust, you don’t automatically get it. This condescending, professor-lecturing-students attitude that Obama affects when he’s in trouble has got to go.
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We won’t be hearing from George Zimmer on Men’s Wearhouse commercials anymore. I guarantee it.
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Jake Tapper had a question on Wednesday: “Why are so many mediocre movies getting sequels now?” Here’s an answer: Because Hollywood serves two markets these days — unsophisticated teenagers, and foreign audiences where subtitles don’t cut it, but car chases do.
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