Myrtle Manor “Wiener Girls” Chelsey and Lindsay (see below)
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Facebook honcho Sheryl Sandberg made the rounds plugging her new book, Lean In, in which she preaches that women can “have it all.” Or so I heard — do you really think I read this stuff?
I figured that superwoman Sandberg, as part of her having it all, lays claim to some virile, race-car-driving husband. Or possibly a pool-cleaning boy toy. Here are two pictures. Guess which dreamboat belongs to Sandberg.
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It was rather rich to see that anti-bullying crusader, Anderson Cooper, in Rome as part of the media’s collective kiss-ass over the Catholic Church’s latest P.O.P. (protector of pedophiles).
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TV Report Card
Growing on me: The Americans on FX
Beginning to lose me: Welcome to Myrtle Manor on TLC
The two shows do have one thing in common …
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If I am ever on trial for my life, I will instruct my lawyers to reject any gravel-voiced, older females during jury selection. I notice that on Nancy Grace’s program, an inordinate number of callers are gravel-voiced, older females, and they often seem to harbor vast quantities of hostility. None of these angry ladies on my jury, if you please.
I picture these women at home, a glass of whiskey in one hand and a Camel in the other, glaring bitterly at their television screens. Sort of like a couple of women on a well-known animated sitcom …
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It’s been much too long since we’ve heard from my favorite celebrity grouch, Daniel Craig. Happily, Craig was in a New York supermarket when he encountered a picture-snapping fan.
“Is watching me food shopping with my wife really all that interesting to you?” Craig reportedly screamed as he snatched the offending camera. That’s my boy.
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Will someone please explain to me the popularity of Justin Timberlake? Are boundless energy and ubiquity the same thing as genuine talent?
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