Years ago, a tabloid published a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger groping an obviously underage Asian girl. The future governor of California was standing behind the girl, grinning as he reached around her and fondled her breasts with his two gigantic paws. The girl’s eyes said, “I can’t believe he’s doing this.”
Yesterday, I did a Web search for the picture but couldn’t find it, which seemed odd because it was on the Internet in the past. What’s even stranger is the absolute failure of the press to cover Arnold’s decades-long sexual shenanigans. The L.A. Times did publish an expose in 2003. There was also an article in Premiere in 2001. Somehow, most of this stuff has vanished from the public eye.
The Court System
Lindsay Lohan gets sentenced to two weeks of house arrest. Poor thing. Next time I get arrested, I want to be sentenced to a stay in a palatial estate, too. No wonder so many people have no respect for our criminal justice system.
Things I managed to (mostly) avoid this week: Oprah, American Idol, the Casey Anthony trial.
But it’s hard to overlook the pictures of accused child-killer Anthony that are circulating on the Web, so here’s another look.
This, uh, “guy” has been making the talk-show rounds, promoting his/her book, Transition. I didn’t quite know what to expect from the former daughter of Sonny and Cher, but now I do: Chaz Bono (pictured here with girlfriend Jennifer Elia) seems to be one of the most well-adjusted, affable, funny, and intelligent blokes you might ever have the pleasure of meeting.
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