The Weekly Review: January 2 – 8

.                      Birds

 

Thousands of birds falling dead from the sky … millions of fish washing up dead on the beach ….  you can’t tell me that this isn’t the work of aliens from outer space.

 

*****

 

Twain

 

NewSouth Books wants to delete offensive words from Huckleberry Finn?  Hell no.  Shit no.  Those fucking pricks should be banished from publishing.

 

*****

 

Williams

 

Not since Steven Slater thrust his goofy mug into the national spotlight have I grown so tired, so quickly, of someone’s 15 minutes of fame.  Ted Williams, homeless-dude-turned-celebrity, Godspeed and enjoy your newfound riches,  but please take your ugly face away from cameras and go spend some of that money on your nine — nine! — children.

 

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  1. Hollywood January 20, 2011 10:06 pm  Reply

    The aliens dropped me in Arizona once! Williams is my daddy … mom’s an alien … she liked his voice. Oh, and you should use Mark Twain’s face for Grouchy sometime.

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