The Weekly Review: November 23 – 29

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In a surprising break from tradition, the White House this week announced that First Daughters Sasha and Malia Obama will oversee the Office of Diplomatic Protocol.  The announcement comes just days after the girls charmed members of the media and the public at the presidential turkey pardon (below).

 

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 Sasha, left, and Malia add sparkle to the president’s turkey “pardon”

 

Reached for comment on Saturday, Malia raised an eyebrow at a reporter and said, “As if.”  Sister Sasha was overheard snorting in the background.

 

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 Insiders say the Obama girls inherited their bubbly optimism from mother and grandmother

 

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 Sasha and Malia enjoying their time in the spotlight

 

First Family watchers say that Sasha, especially, displays infectious enthusiasm

 

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Alba

 Jessica Alba

 

Hollywood actress Jessica Alba shocked fans this week when she posted this selfie on Twitter.  Alba told followers she “got a chemical peel to look more sexier.”

 

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Catch

 

Not sure if this is The Huffington Post trying to make a funny, or if they are simply still in need of a proofreader.

 

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The only person in America who’s happy about events in Ferguson — because it takes the media spotlight off of him:

 

Bill

 

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Quote of the Week:

 

“He asked to do things I wasn’t going to do.  He is ugly, old and disgusting.  I tied him up.  I took his money and left.  He was starting to creep me out.” – 17-year-old Shaina Foster, who along with her twin sister Shalaine tied up and robbed 84-year-old Paul Aronson during a “date.”

 

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Curry2

 

Didn’t the same thing happen to her with Matt Lauer on The Today Show?

 

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