Italians take to the streets after rumors spread that two nurses had been spotted in a park
President Obama and Thomas R. Frieden of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today urged public panic in the wake of fears over the spread of the deadly disease Ebola.
“This is not West Africa,” Frieden said. “My family and I have been tearing the hair out of our heads over this thing, and I suggest that you do so, as well.”
“Everybody run!” said Obama, when asked for comment on his way to a fundraiser in California.
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Meanwhile, The Huffington Post ignores its own front page:
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