A
“A” Is for Alibi
Abandon Ship!
The ABC Murders
About a Boy
Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
After the Funeral
Against All Enemies
The Agenda
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
The Alienist
Alive
All the King’s Men
All the President’s Men
American Conspiracies
American Jihad
American on Purpose
American Rhapsody
America’s Great Unsolved Mysteries
The Amityville Horror
The Ancient Alien Question
And the Sea Will Tell
And Then There Were None
Angela’s Ashes
Animal Farm
Anna Karenina
The Antichrist
Appointment with Death
Arctic Drift
Are Men Necessary?
Around the World in 80 Days
Art That Changed the World
The Ask
Atonement
Aunt Dimity’s Death
The Autobiography of Malcolm X
Autobiography of Mark Twain
Awake in the Dark
B
Bad Love
Bag of Bones
Ball Four
The Beatles
Beautiful Ruins
The Bedwetter
The Beekeeper’s Apprentice
Behind the Beautiful Forevers
Being There
The Bell Jar
Benjamin Franklin
Bias
The Big Short
The Big Sky
The Big Sleep
The Black Arrow
Black Like Me
Blizzard
Blood Feud
The Bonfire of the Vanities
Bonjour Laziness
The Book of Genesis
The Book of Guys
The Bourne Identity
Brave New World
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Breakfast of Champions
A Brief History of Time
A Bright Shining Lie
C
Call of the Wild
Candy Girl
Captains and the Kings
Captains Courageous
Cards on the Table
Carrie
The Case of Jennie Brice
The Case of the Stuttering Bishop
Catch-22
Catch Me If You Can
The Catcher in the Rye
The Cater Street Hangman
Cat’s Cradle
Cell
Chariots of the Gods?
The Chill
Christine
A Christmas Carol
The Circular Staircase
A Clockwork Orange
Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
The Club Dumas
The Cobra Event
A Coffin for Dimitrios
The Coffins of Little Hope
Cold Mountain
The Color of Magic
The Coming Generational Storm
The Complete History of Jack the Ripper
The Concrete Blonde
A Confederacy of Dunces
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Confessions of a Video Vixen
Contact
The Count of Monte Cristo
Creepy Archives, Volume 1
Creepy Archives, Volume 2
Crime and Punishment
The Crying of Lot 49
Cujo
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Curtain
D
The Da Vinci Code
Danse Macabre
The Dante Club
The Dark Side of Genius
Dark Soul of the South
Dark Star Safari
Darkness, Take My Hand
The Daughters of Cain
David Copperfield
The Day of the Jackal
The Dead Zone
Deadly Innocence
Death by Black Hole
Death Comes for the Archbishop
Death in Holy Orders
Death in the Clouds
Death Is Now My Neighbor
Death of a Salesman
Death on the Nile
The Deep Blue Good-by
Deliverance
Democracy in America
Desperation
Devices and Desires
Devil in a Blue Dress
Diary of a Drug Fiend
The Diary of a Young Girl
Different Seasons
Dog On It
The Dogs of Riga
Don’t Look Now
Dr. Death
Dracula
Drift
A Drinking Life
Duma Key
Dumb Witness
The Dying Animal
E
Early Autumn
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Eerie Archives, Volume 1
Eleven on Top
Empire Falls
The End of Men
The End of the Affair
Endgame
An English Murder
Equus
Everything Bad Is Good for You
Evil Under the Sun
The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore
Exclusive
The Executioner’s Song
The Exorcist
Explosive Eighteen
F
Faceless Killers
Fahrenheit 451
Fatal Vision
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Flying
Fearless Fourteen
The Fellowship of the Ring
Fiasco
50 Great Short Stories
Fight Club
Finger Lickin’ Fifteen
Firestarter
Flowers for Algernon
Flowers in the Attic
Forging the Tortilla Curtain
Fountain Society
Four Past Midnight
Four to Score
The Fran Lebowitz Reader
Frankenstein
Friday Night Lights
From Beirut to Jerusalem
Full Service
The Further Prophecies of Nostradamus
Future Shock
G
The Game
Game Change
A Game of Thrones
Get Shorty
The Ghost
Ghost Soldiers
Ghost Story
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
God Is Not Great
Gone Girl
Gone with the Wind
The Good Nurse
The Grand Design
The Grapes of Wrath
A Great Deliverance
Great Expectations
The Great Gatsby
Gulliver’s Travels
The Guns of Navarone
The Gunslinger
H
Hallowe’en Party
Ham on Rye
Hamlet
A Handful of Dust
The Handmaid’s Tale
Happy Endings
Hard Eight
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Harry Potter: Page to Screen
Harvey
Hating Women
The Haunting of Hill House
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
Heart of Darkness
Heartburn
Helter Skelter
Hercule Poirot’s Christmas
Hickory Dickory Dock
High Fidelity
High Five
Hitchcock
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Hocus Pocus
Holy Bible
Homefront
The (Honest) Truth About Dishonesty
Hot Six
The Hot Zone
The Hound of the Baskervilles
The House Next Door
How to … Make Love Like a Porn Star
The Hunger Games
The Hunt for Red October
Hush Money
I
I Ain’t Got Time to Bleed
I Am Legend
I Hate Other People’s Kids
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
I Lock My Door Upon Myself
I Love This Game!
The Ice Princess
I’ll Always Have Paris!
In Cold Blood
In Defense of Women
Independence Day
The Inferno
Inside the White House
Insomnia
An Instance of the Fingerpost
Into Thin Air
Invisible Man
The Invisible Man
The Island of Dr. Moreau
It
J
Jane Eyre
Jaws
The Jewel that Was Ours
Johnny Carson
A Journey to the Center of the Earth
Juliet, Naked
K
Kidnapped
The Killer Inside Me
Killing Floor
King Arthur and His Knights
King Lear
Kiss the Girls
Kitchen Confidential
The Kite Runner
L
Last Bus to Woodstock
The Last Good Kiss
The Last Magazine
The Laughing Policeman
Lean Mean Thirteen
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
Les Miserables
Let the Right One In
Lies My Teacher Told Me
A Life on the Road
Light in August
The Lodger
Lolita
Lonesome Dove
The Long Walk
Look Homeward, Angel
Looking for Rachel Wallace
Lord Edgware Dies
Lord Grizzly
Lord of the Flies
The Love Song of J. Edgar Hoover
The Lovely Bones
Lucky Jim
M
Macbeth
Maigret and the Man on the Boulevard
Main Street
The Mambo Kings Play Songs of Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Master and Commander
Master of Ballantrae
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Mein Kampf
Memoirs of a Geisha
Men and Marriage
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
Men in Love
The Merchant of Venice
The Metamorphosis and Other Stories
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Mike’s Election Guide 2008
A Million Little Pieces
Misery
Miss America
Moby Dick
The Monkey’s Raincoat
The Monster of Florence
The Moon and Sixpence
The Moronic Inferno
Mortal Stakes
The Most Dangerous Game
The Mother Tongue
A Moveable Feast
The Moving Finger
The Moving Toyshop
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Mr. Murder
Mrs. McGinty’s Dead
Much Ado About Nothing
Much Obliged, Jeeves
Murder in Mesopotamia
A Murder Is Announced
Murder Must Advertise
The Murder of Roger Ackroyd
The Murder on the Links
Murder on the Orient Express
My Dog Skip
My Life and Hard Times
My Life So Far
Myra Breckinridge
Myron
The Mysterious Affair at Styles
The Mysterious Island
N
Naked Pictures of Famous People
Needful Things
Neither Here Nor There
Never Let Me Go
The “New” New Rules
Nickel and Dimed
The Nigger of the Narcissus
Night Film
Night Shift
A Night to Remember
The Nine
1984
Nineteen Minutes
No Easy Day
No Mercy
No More Dying Then
Nothing to Lose
Notorious Nineteen
O
Obsession
The Odyssey
Of Mice and Men
The Old Man and the Sea
Oliver Twist
The Omnivore’s Dilemma
On Death and Dying
On the Beach
On the Road
On Writing
The Once and Future King
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
One for the Books
One for the Money
102 Minutes
One Hundred Years of Solitude
The Original Illustrated Sherlock Holmes
The Osterman Weekend
Our Final Hour
Out of Sight
Out on a Limb
Outrage
The Oxford Murders
P
Pale Blue Dot
The Passage
The Pelican Brief
People Who Eat Darkness
Peril at End House
Pet Sematary
Peter Pan
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Playmates
Plum Lovin’
Plum Lucky
Plum Spooky
Plutocrats
The Poems of Edgar Allan Poe
The Poet
Portnoy’s Complaint
The Post-American World
The Postman Always Rings Twice
Presumed Innocent
Pride and Prejudice
Primary Colors
Private Parts
Pros and Cons
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
The Psychopath Test
Pygmalion
R
The Rant Zone
Rebecca
The Red Badge of Courage
Red Dragon
Red Lobster, White Trash, and the Blue Lagoon
The Redbreast
The Regulators
The Remains of the Day
The Remorseful Day
Rendezvous in Black
The Riddle of the Third Mile
The Right Stuff
The Road
Robinson Crusoe
Rosemary’s Baby
The Round House
The Ruins
The Rules
The Rules of Attraction
Rules of Prey
S
‘Salem’s Lot
Sanibel Flats
The Scarlet Letter
The Searchers
Second Reading
The Secret Adversary
The Secret Life of Bob Hope
The Secret Sharer
Semi-Tough
Sense and Sensibility
A Separate Peace
Serling
Service of All the Dead
Seven Up
The Shining
Shock Value
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Shrub
Sidetracked
The Silence of the Lambs
Silent Witness
A Simple Plan
The Sirens of Titan
Sizzling Sixteen
Skeleton Crew
Skinny Legs and All
Slaughterhouse-Five
Smokin’ Seventeen
The Sociopath Next Door
The Solitary Vice
Some Buried Caesar
Someone Like You
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Song of Solomon
The Sound and the Fury
Sphere
The Stand
Starship Troopers
State of Wonder
Stealing Shadows
Stiffed
Stormy Weather
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
The Stranger
The Stranger Beside Me
Stupid White Men
The Sun Also Rises
The Swiss Family Robinson
T
Takedown Twenty
A Tale of Two Cities
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Ten Big Ones
The Terror of Living *
A Test of Wills
A Thief of Time
The Thin Man
The Thin Woman
Third World America
The Thirty-Nine Steps
Three to Get Deadly
Through the Looking-Glass
Thus Was Adonis Murdered
The Tiger in the Smoke
The Time Machine
A Time to Kill
Timeline
The Tin Drum *
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
To Kill a Mockingbird
To the Nines
Totally MAD
Toxic Bachelors
Track of the Cat
The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet
Treasure Island
True Grit
The Turn of the Screw
The Twelve Caesars
Twelve Sharp
20,000 Leagues Beneath the Sea
Two for the Dough
U
Ubik
Undaunted Courage
Under the Dome
The Unexpected Guest
An Unsuitable Job for a Woman
V
Valley of the Dolls
Vanity Fair
Velocity
Visions of Sugar Plums
W
Waiting for Godot
War and Peace
The War of the Worlds
The Way Through the Woods
The Way We Live Now
Weir of Hermiston
The West Wing
What Cops Know
What’s the Matter with Kansas?
When the Sacred Ginmill Closes
When You Ride Alone You Ride with Bin Laden
White Fang
The White Lioness
White Teeth
Who Goes There?
Whose Body?
Why Do Men Have Nipples?
Why You’re Still Single
The Window at the White Cat
Wiseguy
The Witches of Eastwick
Wolf Hall
Women on Top
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Working Stiff
The World According to Garp
Writing Scripts Hollywood Will Love
Wuthering Heights
Y
The Year of Magical Thinking
You’ll Never Eat Lunch in this Town Again
* There are two books on the list that the Grouch did not read from cover to cover. The Terror of Living was too terrible to finish; The Tin Drum was simply annoying.
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