by J.D. Haakenson
It’s not often that I read a book dozens of times — and have absolutely no desire to write a “review” of it.
That could be because, in this case, I wrote the blasted thing. And edited it. And proofread it. And designed it (with the assistance of evil A.I. for illustrations). And so, all the blame rests with me.
If you still want it (of course you do!) find it on Amazon here.
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TV Tidbits
Lumps of Coal: The Beast in Me and Frankenstein
On the surface, these Netflix premieres should be good. They have handsome production values, talented actors, and intriguing stories.
So why did I like them, sort of, but not really love them?
Simple answer: the main characters did nothing for me.
Claire Danes and Matthew Rhys (Beast in Me) and Oscar Isaac and Mia Goth (Frankenstein) all play unpleasant people. They are the stars. I didn’t like any of them. At least supporting players Jonathan Banks and Jacob Elordi are supposed to be monsters.
Christmas Yule: The Celebrity Traitors
At some point during the opening episode, I thought I’d finally burned out on this global reality show. Not to worry. By episode two, I was back on board. I still love this thing.
Although the participants are “celebrities” in Britain, I’d only heard of a few of them. I Google-searched one, singer Charlotte Church, and learned that she once won “Rear of the Year.”
England had a thing called “Rear of the Year”? Guess I should move there.
Charlotte Church pics (click for larger view):
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OK, so maybe that last pic is a fake.
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A group of bickering billionaires ride out the apocalypse in their jungle bunker.
A modern-day date goes bad – for one of them.
A newbie congressman learns the secret of true power in Washington.
A survey of small-penis humiliation throughout the centuries.
Small-town boys encounter a UFO.
Those stories and a dozen more in The Grouch’s new book, Small Problems, now in paperback and e-book formats.
Purchase on Amazon here.
With an introduction by the dude playing hopscotch, below.
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Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale
A recurring theme on Julian Fellowes’s beloved Downton Abbey (TV series and movies) has always been societal change — embracing it or resisting it. The suppression of gays, women, and people of color have all been examined. Nothing wrong with that; after all, the show is set in the early 20th century.
However … Fellowes goes light on potential downsides to social upheaval. Does gradual “progress” for marginalized groups inevitably lead to a more just, utopian world? Or does it simply transfer power from one group to another, and we all know what power does? Downton, especially lately, is none-too-subtle in its support of one side over the other. Fellowes’s villains do all but wear black hats (actually, sometimes they do). His heroes realize the error of their ways and reluctantly embrace change.
But I digress. I’ve been a fan of this show since 2011. The characters, pacing, and production values made it a joy for fans. This alleged swan song (will there be a spinoff for Lady Mary?) is comforting and poignant.
Yet I also watch the news in 2025. I see what progressivism has done across the pond. I can’t help but worry about another poignant movie titled Great Britain: The Grand Finale. Release: 2025 Grade: B
Would I watch it again? Not likely, but I might go back and watch the original series.
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And now for something completely different …
Go order my book! Link is here.
It’s cheap (free for some of you), hot off the presses, and guaranteed to either a) put a smile on your face or b) make you lose your lunch.
Paperback version available in a few days.
(For more information about the book, contact the author here: grouch@grouchyeditor.com)
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