“Congress wants to bail out Puerto Rico with Teresa’s retirement savings.” — Center for Individual Freedom ad, pictured above
Cool. Better Teresa than the rest of us.
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For some reason, BuzzFeed unleashed this horror upon the world:
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Either The Huffington Post is still looking for a few good proofreaders, or the term “red state” has been replaced by “orange country” in deference to Trump’s head.
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John Kasich is like the lump of dog turd that you simply cannot dislodge from the bottom of your tennis shoe, no matter how much you shake, scrape, or jiggle.
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If you’re looking for laughs, I recommend old episodes of Trigger Happy TV on YouTube. The creative genius behind this short-lived British series, Dom Joly (above), must be related to the knuckleheads on TruTV’s Impractical Jokers. Click here to visit the YouTube page.
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From time to time, The Grouch gets unsolicited requests to review low-budget movies. Sometimes the publicist making the request looks like this:
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Review your movie? Sure, Lauren, we’ll review your movie. Just as soon as we finish reviewing you.
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