Tom Petty asked Michele Bachmann to stop using his song, “American Girl,” on the campaign trail. Petty also requested that George Bush stop using Petty music during a Bush campaign. Must be a tough job for whoever selects Republican campaign music, because unless you are into country, most popular music is created by liberals.
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A hidden camera caught Chris Hansen cheating on his wife. Good. I’m all for busting child molesters, but to me Hansen’s To Catch a Predator reeks of illegal entrapment.
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I’m tired of Kim Kardashian and her worthless family. I mention Her Assness because as I write this, she and her dumb-jock boyfriend are just a few miles from me, attending a baseball game at Target Field, and I think I just heard thunder. If I am wrong about that and the sound is instead Kim experiencing flatulence, then these could be the last words I ever type.
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Dickipedia — an amusing site. It seems to be an equal-opportunity abuser.
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