These headlines showed up on the same day. Can’t a baby get some respect?
And so it has come to this for the nation’s downtrodden smokers. Geraldo Rivera’s guest was porn star Kacey Jordan (above), one of Charlie Sheen’s infamous squeezes. Sexy Kacey expressed her disgust over … the secondhand smoke in Sheen’s house.
Yes, even porn stars consider smokers beneath contempt.
Speaking of Charlie Sheen … he has been getting hammered ferociously by certain segments of the media, most notably CNN’s Showbiz Tonight and the magazine Entertainment Weekly. Showbiz Tonight bubble-headed anchors Brooke Anderson and A.J. Hammer (above) and EW’s snotty writers seem to be taking Sheen’s shenanigans personally. I wonder why.
Sheen recently announced that he will sue Warner Brothers for breach of contract over his firing from the sitcom Two and a Half Men. In addition to Warner Brothers, can you guess what else parent company Time Warner owns? You guessed it: Showbiz Tonight and Entertainment Weekly.
Alan Simpson Quote of the Week:
“I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents. They’re walking on their pants with their cap on backwards, listening to Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like ’em!”
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