Bits & Pieces
Once upon a time, I cast a vote for Bernie Sanders in the Democrat primary.
I must have been crazy.
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Once upon a time, I thought Stephen King was a pretty sharp cookie.
I must have been crazy.
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I opened my e-mail inbox and some Web site had sent me this picture of Jennifer Lawrence’s bare ass (and boob):
It might not be the world’s finest ass, but it is Jennifer Lawrence’s ass.
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I often suspect that Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham consider President Trump nothing but a useful idiot. Graham seems to want Trump only to keep our troops engaged in endless wars, and McConnell seems to want Trump only to enact tax cuts for the rich and to nominate conservative judges.
But what, exactly, does Trump ever get from them?
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I’m glad that I’m not 12 years old anymore. If I was 12 years old today with all of the porn available on the Internet, I would never leave the house.
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Once upon a time, when I was a young’un, I cast a vote for John Anderson for president.
Who is John Anderson, you ask?
Exactly.
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I’ll say this for Netflix: Like Blockbuster Video in the old days, it is now the nation’s repository of straight-to-video crap. However, unlike Blockbuster, I do not feel compelled to watch more than five minutes of Netflix’s crap, because it doesn’t feel like I’ve wasted my money and time driving to and from the store.
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Movie I want to see: Parasite
Movie soon opening that depresses me to think about: Black Christmas
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I suspect that a lot of people have kids because they can’t find an adult who will actually love them. Kids, by virtue of being kids, are basically hostages forced to love their parents — or else.
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