More Celebrities You Like That I Hate:
I suppose it’s possible that at some point over the years I saw Will Ferrell (above) in something and thought he was funny but, if so, I’ll be damned if I can remember it.
Over the years, I have grown to really, really dislike Joe Namath (above, and at top). He’s neither cute nor amusing. He’s an annoying old drunk with an irritating vocal delivery. Any word with a consonant followed by the letter “l,” Namath adds a syllable. Flute becomes “fuh-lute”; include becomes “in-cu-lude.” Drives me nuts.
Oprah (above) is a predator, preying on people’s emotions from her exalted status as a “strong black woman.” Ugh.
Ellen DeGeneres (above). Hard to pinpoint exactly what it is about her that irks me. Something seems very fake about her. And no, it has nothing to do with watching football games with Bush.
Every day, we are bombarded with fake headlines. Doesn’t matter if what you’re reading is left-leaning or right-leaning or apparently impartial, they all run fake headlines.
I know this, because I used to write some of them.
The problem would be solved if the media learned to regularly use a simple four-letter word: “says.”
A headline that reads “Senator X believes he will win the election,” or “Kim Kardashian wants more space for gerbils” – fake, both of them.
I take that back. They might be true, but the headline writer doesn’t know that. The headline writer is not a mind reader. The only thing the headline writer knows is that Senator X says he believes he will win the election, and Kim Kardashian says she wants more space for gerbils.
I finished season three of The Crown and my verdict is in. The first half of the season is brilliant television. The second half is very good television – not quite up to the standard of the first half, but hey, very good is still very good.
How is it that the British seems to have an endless supply of great actors? The same thing happened with the Harry Potter movies. Just when you think they can’t possibly add another outstanding thespian to the cast, they do.
I thought about doctoring a photo and placing Trump’s head on a porn star’s naked body. But then I thought better of it.
I didn’t want to destroy the last shred of sanity remaining in the far left’s collective head.
Speaking of heads, the average person has many microscopic face mites living on his or her head – hundreds of them for sure; possibly thousands.
Think about that next time you kiss a loved one.
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