What are these ladies looking at?
One peculiar byproduct of the Internet/cell phone age: The flasher who films women who are filming him as he flashes them. Follow that?
There is an anonymous flasher, apparently in Spain or some nearby country, who is a master at his “craft.” He boards a bus or subway train, clad in loose shorts with no underwear, and then sits spread-legged on a bench. Eventually, some comely girl or a group of them will sit across from him on a facing bench. Concealed somewhere on his person – evidently near his crotch – is a small video camera.
We all know how observant females are, particularly when it comes to others’ dress (or lack thereof), so it’s not surprising that in no time at all these bench-seated ladies notice our friend the flasher and the fact that his willie is on display. (In most of the videos, the guy furnishes a glimpse of his exposed noodle before panning back to whichever woman happens to be sitting across from him.)
Very soon after spotting his (rather small) appendage, the ladies invariably – probably 90 percent of them do this – train their phone-cameras on his penis to capture a souvenir. It’s all very bizarre.
We asked Rip van Dinkle to comment on this phenomenon via the screen captures below. Rip certainly knows what it’s like to have his penis laughed at (and filmed) by women who are strangers to him – hundreds of thousands of them, in fact. Possibly millions, thanks to numerous Web sites. That’s Rip serving wine to three sexy babes in the picture below.
We’ve also published the videos. Most of them come from the same source, an exhibitionist who goes by the name “pierced dick flasher,” or something like that. We call him the “Flasher King” (FK).
Most of the videos — but not all of them — have sound.
Says Rip: “Notice how the women all seem to feel entitled to trophy photos of the guy’s private parts? You just know these women would be outraged if some dude captured an upskirt and then shared the picture with his buddies.
“Also, as guys we are admonished never, ever to send unsolicited dick pics. It’s OK, though, for girls to take unsolicited dick pics. Can you say ‘double standard’? It’s all about power and control, baby.”
See the ugly bare knee at far left? It belongs to our hero, the Flasher King. His camera is concealed somewhere very near to his (exposed) crotch, and is trained on the lassies seated across from him. Girl on the left has just noticed FK’s dick and is sharing her discovery with the girl to her left.
The girl in the middle has a none-too-subtle peek.
Now all three of them are in the know. They seem to be looking directly into the camera, which makes me admire how FK has cleverly concealed it. It must be quite small — the camera, that is, although FK, as you can see below, is also quite small.
Hmmm … now that the girls have this information, what will they do with it?
Chick on the right is first to come up with the brilliant idea: film it with her phone’s camera, of course.
Girl in the middle: “Hey, I have a camera, too!”
The cutie on the left is delighted that her discovery has led to this.
Girl on the left: “Hey, I want a souvenir too.”
“There’s his little weenie.”
The giggling is over. Capturing this guy’s cock has become serious business.
Everyone gets a trophy!
The girl in the middle is quite pleased with her work.
Let’s compare notes.
These will be such fun to share! Not with their boyfriends, of course, but with other girlfriends.
OK, now that we’ve documented the evidence, let’s have another look at him.
Brunette on the left has a look at FK’s face. Evidently he’s quite good at hiding what he’s really up to. Is he pretending to sleep? Or is he watching his concealed camera’s work on his own cell phone? Either way, it’s a successful strategy.
Near the end of his videos, FK likes to either a) capture another angle of the girls, or b) capture a close-up view of their butts and/or legs.
The cute girl below is a nice example of an interesting phenomenon: When the ladies are in groups, their reaction to FK and his package is generally (in this order) shock/surprise, shared glee at the discovery, and then the serious business of filmed documentation.
On the other hand, when alone, like the girl below, stage two (glee) is either missing or disguised. In fact, this cutie seems downright horny.
The initial discovery.
Try as she might, she simply cannot stop looking.
We see this technique a lot: scratch your head or pretend to study your arm/hand, all the while sneaking more peeks.
She has nice legs.
“Is anyone else seeing this? Or do I have the view to myself?”
“Whew — this is making me hot.”
“If I slide back and down a bit, I can get a better view.”
“His cock is pierced.”
This caption was evidently inserted by FK himself. If he was indeed erect, it might explain the lustful look in the girl’s eyes.
The girl on the left below has an interesting reaction. At first, she resembles an archaeologist observing an intriguing find. But look at the girl on the right — is she completely oblivious, or is she busy filming?
I think she’s busy filming. The giveaway is her smirk a few screen captures below.
Girl on the left doesn’t seem worried about getting caught staring. Makes me think FK is doing his sleeping and/or phone-screen-study routine.
“Ooohhh … I have a camera too!”
As sexual kinks go, this one seems pretty clearly a win win win. The girls get what they want, FK gets what he wants, and we get to see the whole thing.
Girl on the right seems unimpressed. Probably because she’s been busy capturing the same view.
Girl on the left is quite pleased with herself, seems to be thinking: “Look at that stupid guy; he has no idea I just filmed his little pecker!”
Now that she has him on film, time to study his manhood a bit more.
Isn’t this fun?
Wait … she’s not making the “small penis” sign, is she?
“Hmmm … wonder what that little thing would feel like.”
Girl on the right has a secret to share.
Once again, looking straight into the camera. How does he conceal it?
Girl on the left has suddenly gotten happy.
“I see London, I see France, he ain’t got no underpants.”
The hand/arm/scratching routine begins.
To my mind, this hand/arm business makes your peeking more conspicuous, not less.
Enjoying the view.
Sure, nothing obvious about what you’re doing.
The brunette on the right below is very into this situation. What would she think, one wonders, if some creepy dude was following her around taking upskirts?
Telling her friend. Friend’s initial disbelief.
“You’re right … I can see it.”
Wonder if it has a zoom lens. Somewhere out there, there exists footage of FK’s face. There must be, with this many girls filming him.
We can both do this, swap videos later.
Girl on the right wants to see FK’s face.
Brunette on the right, satisfied that FK is clueless, studies his junk.
Ladies at leisure.
“That’s a good one.”
Girl on right gets up to get another angle. FK takes the opportunity to nearly nab an upskirt.
Not sure if she’s hoping to get another view of his package or of his face.
Hands to the face, the sneaky photographer.
Pretty brazen here. Makes me think his eyes might be closed.
Looks like she got what she wanted.
Here’s another sociological experiment. It’s all fun and games when there are two girls, but as soon as the girl on the left is alone, capturing FK’s cock becomes serious business. *
“Is that what I think it is?”
Girl on the right is clueless.
Dark-haired girl simply must share this information.
Girl on right has to leave. FK has to film her butt.
Alone now. Time to get serious.
“Ahh yes, there it is.”
“Oh, I got him good!”
* My bad. Upon re-viewing the video, the brunette is not left alone. Her friend stands up to pose for a (ruse?) photo – apparently providing cover for a surreptitious shot of FK.
Something about these long-haired brunettes. It’s almost as if they have prepared for and expected this moment their entire lives, and are more than ready to document the event once it finally happens.
Girl on left is first to make the discovery.
Girl on the right frightens me. Scary looking.
Camera in the purse …
Seems like she might have done this before.
Girl on left has another look.
Scary girl on right shows she is capable of smiling.
FK nails some legs.
OK, this is not FK’s work. It’s some other dude, and it might be staged. I’m not convinced that the two girls in the background would react this way to a man who is so brazenly stroking his cock just a few feet away. Then again, perhaps some girls would. You be the judge.
Girl on the left does not appear to be filming him; her camera’s at the wrong angle.
Blondie on the right is a cutie, but is she really a stranger to the flasher?
Filming him now.
I don’t know. Her facial expressions seem genuine.
Girl on left appears to capture some footage on her way out.
We’ve edited the ending of the video below because it’s gross. Let’s just say he has a happy ending.
The girl at far left interests me. Although she could be filming FK in the screen capture above, mostly she seems much less intrigued by the flasher than are the other girls.
Open-mouthed lass learns about the wayward penis from girl in white.
Girl in white gets busy filming.
Chick on far left is told the big news, seems only mildly interested.
She gets up to leave and FK nails an upskirt. Are those black granny panties?
They just planned to go shopping. Did not expect this.
Gotta love those cell phone cameras.
Brunette second from left is first to spot the penis. Girl at far left maintains her composure until she can no longer maintain her composure.
The peeking-beneath-my-arm tactic.
Girl at far right has apparently never seen a grown man’s penis. Or a pierced one.
Blonde at far left can no longer contain it.
FK captures the brunette’s ass.
Reserved Asian girl. Will she betray her true feelings?
I see a smirk!
The satisfied look of a job accomplished.
The video (at about 2:40):
This is the second video on this page that I feel might be staged. Everything is too perfect. Again, this is not an FK video.
Supposedly, this girl eventually spots the guy’s camera. She then gets pissed off. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Very high quality capture … if it is for real.
Girl on the right seems oblivious.
The look of triumph.
Actually, since there are two girls in this video, it’s a bit less likely to be staged.
This is where she allegedly spots his camera.
FK has found another extremely attractive girl. She has found his penis.
Must film it.
Another near-upskirt when she leaves.
This chick was about to fall asleep when she looked between FK’s legs.
She’s awake now.
Anyone else seeing this?
Must examine his dick … small.
Check out his face.
The video (see video above for “Reserved Asian Girl,” at about 3:45)
Geez, wonder how many hours FK spent on the train or subway or whatever. He certainly filmed lots of ladies. And lots of ladies certainly filmed him. Not these two, however.
Soccer moms spot something to brighten their day.
Thinks she’s pretty sneaky. Thinks she’ll film his cock.
The video (see video above for “extremely attractive” girl, at about :40)
The girl on the right enjoys the show. Not sure if the feminist on the left agrees.
Feminist on left: “Typical stupid male. Doesn’t even realize his sex organs are on display.”
Don’t have a clue what she’s thinking. But she has mastered “the stare.”
The video (see video above for “extremely attractive” girl, at about 3 minutes)
Female on the left looks angry about something. But FK’s prick cheers her up. Maybe. Hard to tell.
Chick on the right gets the perfect angle. Does her camera have a zoom?
They have a job to do.
Girl on right admires her work.
She is alone, so this will be all business.
She looks like a Women’s Studies professor. Perhaps she is. Doing research for class.
If she’d turn just a bit, FK could film her junk while she films his.
If she just leans forward a bit, can get a better view …
Over the years, we’ve all heard a lot about the “male gaze.” We’ve also been told that men, in general, are more visually oriented than are women.
But watching these subway videos makes me wonder. What you see in this post is an awful lot of “gazing” – and photographing – for a gender that’s supposedly not into looking at naked men.
Last but by no means least, two girls on a bus. This guy, like FK, provides a quick glimpse of his junk so that we know what the girls are looking at.
Nothing to see yet. Just a boring bus ride.
They’ve seen it.
Would they smile like that if he was hung like a horse? Or would they be awestruck? We’ll never know.
Blonde decides to hide behind her cup while she films. Very clever.
Mission accomplished. One more look as they get off the bus.
The face of a girl who is looking at your cock.
The Face of a Girl Who Is Examining Your Cock When She Thinks You Aren’t Looking
And finally, just in case you have neither the time nor the inclination to watch all of the videos above, someone has created a nifty little compilation video. Here it is:
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