“Actors are cattle.” — Alfred Hitchcock
Listen up, Deplorables: It’s Oscar time! That means it’s time for you to celebrate and cheer for the celebrities who have made so clear their contempt for you!
Keep buying those tickets, and be sure to watch as your heroes pat themselves on the back at the Academy Awards!
Or, you could subscribe to the words of the late, great Alfred Hitchcock:
“I once said that actors are cattle. However, actors are children, and they’re temperamental, and they need to be handled gently and sometimes slapped.” – 1962 interview
“The fly-over states have become the passed-over states, that’s why red-state voters are so pissed off. They don’t hate us, they want to be us.” — Bill Maher
Great point. Because who in fly-over country doesn’t envy Maher’s charm and good looks?
Of course she’s right. And at 47, she’s still a hot piece of ass.
OK, maybe not as hot as back in her swimsuit-model days (below), but still ….
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