The Weekly Review: September 2 – 8

 

 

 

Good thing I buy cheap tennis shoes, so I don’t have to worry about boycotting Nike and its “sacrificing” spokesman.

 

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Meanwhile, in Montana, apparently there is a raging Senate battle between Sgt. Carter and … Sgt. Carter (below).

 

 

For you youngsters who don’t recall Sgt. Carter, this is Sgt. Carter:

 

 

 

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Quote of the Week

 

“Tonight, we ain’t losers no more.” – Philadelphia Eagles fan Kevin Hart

 

Tell that to the National Council of Teachers of English.

 

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“Unlike baseball … football does not wimp out at the first drop of rain. Football forges ahead through downpours and snowstorms.” – Camille Paglia

 

Thursday night’s NFL opener was delayed by bad weather.  When did the NFL start delaying games because of rain?

 

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Speaking of Camille Paglia, I would love to see her and Fran Lebowitz go at it – in a debate, that is.

Get your minds out of the gutter.

 

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