Good thing I buy cheap tennis shoes, so I don’t have to worry about boycotting Nike and its “sacrificing” spokesman.
Meanwhile, in Montana, apparently there is a raging Senate battle between Sgt. Carter and … Sgt. Carter (below).
For you youngsters who don’t recall Sgt. Carter, this is Sgt. Carter:
Quote of the Week
“Tonight, we ain’t losers no more.” – Philadelphia Eagles fan Kevin Hart
Tell that to the National Council of Teachers of English.
“Unlike baseball … football does not wimp out at the first drop of rain. Football forges ahead through downpours and snowstorms.” – Camille Paglia
Thursday night’s NFL opener was delayed by bad weather. When did the NFL start delaying games because of rain?
Speaking of Camille Paglia, I would love to see her and Fran Lebowitz go at it – in a debate, that is.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
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