I don’t know. It seems to me that Senator Al Frankenstien was just upholding a longstanding family tradition when he reached out to protégé Leeann Tweeden. For example:
Henry Frankenstein reaches out to his protégé:
Boris Karloff reaches out to his protégé:
Al Frankenstien reaches out to his protégé:
Nude model Leeann Tweeden claims “Fish Lips” Franken behaved inappropriately. I call her “nude model Leeann Tweeden” because I’m a bit tired of hearing her called “radio host Leeann Tweeden.” Yes, she’s a radio host. But she’s a radio host because she was a Playboy model first.
Sex Scandals Checklist:
Hollywood – √
Media – √
Politicians – √
Still to come – musicians, CEOs, and professional athletes! It’s going to be an entertaining winter!
Quote of the Week:
“We have to stop letting five self-righteous Millennials at The Huffington Post bully everybody into having opinions that they don’t really hold.”
– Bill Maher in an anti-groupthink, anti-political correctness rant
People on My TV Who Need to Go Away:
The knucklehead (above) from Toujeo commercials.
Listen up, happy boy: You come dancing and prancing like that through my neighborhood, you’re gonna find out what it’s like to have your pants filled with eggs.
Toady to fat cats Kevin Brady (above). How much did the rich spend to buy your soul?
Most outrageous sex scandal so far? I nominate the clowns in Washington, our illustrious “leaders” who have been quietly siphoning off millions of taxpayer dollars to pay hush money to their victims.
One of the benefits of not being a particularly sexually desirable person, i.e., not being young and pretty, is that you don’t have to worry about landing on the radar of creepy old politicians like George Bush the elder and Joe Biden.
If I was a kid or a young woman, I’d be more terrified of these geezers than of the monsters in House of Frankenstein … er, Frankenstien.
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