Poor little Guam. It gets no respect or recognition – until now.
Its name sounds like something you might say when your dentist asks you a question while your jaws are pried open.
You never hear of anyone planning a tropical vacation to the beautiful beaches of Guam. (Does Guam have beautiful beaches?)
But the people of Guam seem awfully cool. Journalists interviewed some Guam residents, one of whom had this gem of a comment about why Kim Jong-un should aim his nukes at … Guam:
Seems like reasonable logic to us.
Fox News is rapidly running out of male personalities who aren’t getting the boot for sexual harassment. They might as well just can the rest of the males – save Shepard Smith, of course – and change their name to Foxy Babe News.
Meanwhile, at Anybody-But-Trump Rolling Stone:
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