Daily Archives: December 13, 2014

Snake

 

 

Things That Did Not Happen on TV But Really Should Have:

 

The anaconda did not eat the man on Discovery Channel.

Erin Burnett, discussing rectal feeding on CNN, did not demonstrate rectal feeding for her audience.

 

 

Erin

 

 

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Hannity

 

What is it with Sean Hannity and this constant football tossing?  Is he a jock wannabe, a failed athlete who doesn’t realize he looks like a pathetic old guy experiencing a midlife crisis?

 

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From the Department of “Did I Miss Something?”

 

Wagner

 

“I definitely enjoyed the clip of you saying, talking about him being hung.” – The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank, teasing MSNBC’s Alex Wagner about something she apparently said about Darrell Issa.

OK ….

 

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Lessons of the Past Year for Today’s Young People: 

 

If you go into law, study hard and get good grades.  Some day you can use your knowledge of the law to … find ways to avoid or ignore it:

 

President Obama Makes A Statement

 

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If you go into public service, work hard and please your superiors.  Some day you can use your bureaucratic skills to … lie to Congress and the public:

 

Hayden

 

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If you go into journalism, always be aware of which way the political winds are blowing.  Some day you can use your writing talents to … invent stories to gain fame and fortune:

 

Erdely

 

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Finally, if you want to run the country but don’t like politics, go work for Wall Street and buy yourself a politician – or hundreds of them:

 

dimon

 

 

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This is our last week of Craig Ferguson on CBS, damn it.

 

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