Things That Did Not Happen on TV But Really Should Have:
The anaconda did not eat the man on Discovery Channel.
Erin Burnett, discussing rectal feeding on CNN, did not demonstrate rectal feeding for her audience.
What is it with Sean Hannity and this constant football tossing? Is he a jock wannabe, a failed athlete who doesn’t realize he looks like a pathetic old guy experiencing a midlife crisis?
From the Department of “Did I Miss Something?”
“I definitely enjoyed the clip of you saying, talking about him being hung.” – The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank, teasing MSNBC’s Alex Wagner about something she apparently said about Darrell Issa.
Lessons of the Past Year for Today’s Young People:
If you go into law, study hard and get good grades. Some day you can use your knowledge of the law to … find ways to avoid or ignore it:
If you go into public service, work hard and please your superiors. Some day you can use your bureaucratic skills to … lie to Congress and the public:
If you go into journalism, always be aware of which way the political winds are blowing. Some day you can use your writing talents to … invent stories to gain fame and fortune:
Finally, if you want to run the country but don’t like politics, go work for Wall Street and buy yourself a politician – or hundreds of them:
This is our last week of Craig Ferguson on CBS, damn it.
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