If you are a middle-aged, homely comedian – but you do have a successful TV show – one of the perks is that you get to write love scenes for yourself and hot young actresses. If you don’t believe that, just ask Marc Maron, above, and Louis C.K., below.
One of the circus acrobats injured in a “human chandelier” act that went bad last week is named Samantha Pitard.
Because we will go to any extreme to create an awful pun, we thought we’d mention that, in the picture above, it’s quite possible that one of the girls is being hoisted by her own Pitard.
They claim the magic age is 70, but I can attest that it happens much earlier than that.
Jessica Alba told Glamour magazine why she has a no-nudity clause in her film contracts: “I don’t want my grandparents to see my boobs,” Alba explained. “That’s it. It would be weird at Christmas. And I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never elevate the picture.”
I guess Jessica didn’t mind her grandparents seeing her butt-ass-naked spanking scene in The Killer Inside Me, pictured below.
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