Penthouse North (aka Blindsided)
Jug Face
Chop
Lance is a former drug addict trying to get his act together. Problem is, he’s offended someone, and that someone has a bone to pick with Lance — quite literally, as it turns out, and Lance’s life soon becomes a nightmare of blackmail, torture, and missing fingers. For awhile, when Lance is toyed with by a stranger who refuses to tell him what he’s done wrong, Chop is delicious black comedy, and actors Will Keenan and Timothy Muskatell are amusing duelists. But then director Trent Haaga decides to cater to the gore-lovers in our midst, and the film devolves into a live-action Itchy & Scratchy Show. Release: 2011 Grade: C+
*****
House of Tolerance
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A visual feast — and not just because of the female flesh on display. The bordello sets, art direction, and leisurely pace capture a bygone world (1899-1900) that’s both seductive and soulless, as director Bertrand Bonello concentrates on the cloistered, dead-end lives of a dozen high-class Parisian prostitutes and their indentured servitude to wealthy clients. The photography is gorgeous and the actors are top-notch, but the movie itself, like transactions in a fancy brothel, is a bit cold. Release: 2011 Grade: B+
*****
Cottage Country
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Must be tough living next door to the country that is home to Hollywood, the world’s premiere manufacturer of motion pictures. That might give the film industry in your own country an inferiority complex. I don’t know how else to explain Canada, which cranks out the most peculiar movies. Cottage Country is a black comedy — in theory — about an engaged couple caught up in grisly murders at a rustic lakeside retreat, but its mix of yuks and yuck is a herky-jerky mess. Release: 2013 Grade: C-
*****
Sister
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Sister is one of those slice-of-life dramas that rise or fall depending on how much emotion you invest in the main characters. In this case, we watch as a family of two — 12-year-old Simon and twentysomething Louise — struggle to get by in the shadow of a posh Swiss mountain resort, Simon by stealing from rich guests and Louise by, well, not much. I cared about the two of them, a bit, but not enough to compensate for the film’s slow stretches and a fairly predictable plot. Release: 2012 Grade: B-
*****
Deep Water
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In 1968, while competing in a sailing race around the globe, a mild-mannered businessman named Donald Crowhurst encountered problems with his boat. Buckling to intense personal and professional pressures, and with no hope of winning the race, for a time Crowhurst managed to excite a breathless British press (and the world) by posting false progress reports. Today, Crowhurst is a historical footnote, but this documentary about an English everyman who bit off more than he could chew, with tragic results, is both sad and thought-provoking. Release: 2006 Grade: B+
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