We here at Grouchyeditor join the rest of the media in expressing heartfelt sadness at the passing of Howie Mandel. Although we never actually watched Deal or No Deal, and we have yet to see an episode of America’s Got Talent, because it sounds awful, we do understand that Howie was on those shows.
Media reports inform us that Mandel, who suffered from mysophobia, was 95. We assume that his remains will be hermetically sealed.
Women’s Health magazine has declared that actress Evangeline Lilly is the proud owner of the “Best. Butt. Ever.” Because we are always intrigued by butt journalism, we went looking for corroboration. We found this:
Lots of media hype over the upcoming movie, Anchorman 2. News anchors already love this movie, and they all seem to believe that they are in on the movie’s joke. Hate to break it to you, anchors, but you are the joke.
Quote of the Week:
“I gotta put it right in my crotch, where nobody will suspect a bulge.” — Survivor contestant Tyson, who either has a very high opinion of himself or a very low one, on hiding an “immunity idol” in his shorts.
You simply cannot convince me that Vikings owner Zygi Wilf, pictured here breaking ground for his new playpen in Minneapolis, is not, in reality, Snidely Whiplash.
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