Here’s Looking at You, Kid
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Conspiracy theorists like Jesse Ventura must be having an “I told you so” week, what with all of the breaking news about government snooping into our phone records, e-mails, and hair appointments. President Obama says he “welcomes the debate” over all of these sneaky programs, but if that was the case, why didn’t he begin the debate before the spying was leaked?
Meanwhile, Jesse is back, and Jesse is mad as hell. He is suing the widow of Chris Kyle, whom Jesse feels defamed him in a book, and he is angry at New York’s Michael Bloomberg for comments the mayor made about medical marijuana.
“Mayor Bloomberg can kiss my ass.” — Ventura on Joy Behar’s show
Bill O’Reilly heard about the defamation lawsuit and took an interest in Jesse’s manhood:
“I feel that if he [Ventura] really wants to be a man, he drops the case. If he really wants to be a man, you know?”
No word on what the Nanny Mayor thinks about all of this.
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In yet more girlie-man news, Michael Douglas announced that cunnilingus gave him cancer. So, I guess now we know why Michael chose to explore the gay lifestyle in his recent role as Liberace.
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