Good job, TMZ, for placing that little red star over Prince Harry’s arse. It does so much to preserve his modesty.
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Back in May, some idiot on this Web site ridiculed CNN for speculating about a hurricane striking Florida during the Republican National Convention. Idiots do not get fired at The Grouchy Editor, they get promoted, so yes, he’s still here.
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Come on, voters. Can’t we show Richie Rich that, at least this one time, money can’t buy everything?
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Animal-rights activists are up in the air … er, up in arms because someone duct-taped a turtle to helium balloons and then launched the little fellow. I don’t know, I think if I were a turtle, I might enjoy the change of scenery.
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