My thoughts about the above picture — when I’m in a good mood:
If ever a guy was entitled to a little fun, it’s the hardworking president of the United States, who took British Prime Minister David Cameron aboard Air Force One and flew to Ohio for a college basketball game. How cool was that?
My thoughts about the above picture — when I’m in a bad mood:
What an incredible display of bad taste. In the midst of high unemployment and rising gas prices, Obama makes a conspicuous show of energy consumption so that he and Cameron can enjoy a “boys’ night out,” a “one-percenter” luxury courtesy of beleaguered taxpayers.
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I took a cab the other day and the cabbie and I admired his GPS device. I don’t have a GPS device, and that’s fine by me. Some of my best stories come from times I got hopelessly lost. I’d hate to see that come to an end. Then again, I don’t drive a taxi.
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You know that your days are numbered in the school cafeteria when you are commonly referred to as “pink slime.”
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Terry Bradshaw tells us that before he and Nutrisystem found each other, “I was tired of looking old, fat and ugly.” Dude, you might not look fat anymore, but ….
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I can’t recall a time when the top ten movies at the box office were all deemed “rotten” at Rotten Tomatoes.
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I keep hearing about “gaffes” made by Republican candidates. But are they really gaffes? Here are examples of gaffes, according to my dictionary:
A gaffe is unintentional, not a deliberate statement that backfires on you.
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